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rendevous
Posted: December 10th, 2009, 11:49pm Report to Moderator
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Now, last post as I am definitely browning, or maybe cooked. I was pickled ages ago.

Anyways. Now then. Er, I spend a lot of time smiling round here. But, rare is it I laugh very loud. However, Balt, bless his stone heart, always can crack some corkers. And it is almost dawn.


Quoted from Baltis
Re: Best of 2000s Employee of the Month (matt Dillon not mr. unfunny anal bead Dane Cook's movie)


Comedy gold. Bless you Balt. And long may you reign.

Right. Bedtime.

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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: December 10th, 2009, 11:53pm Report to Moderator
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Quoted from rendevous
Now, last post as I am definitely browning, or maybe cooked. I was pickled ages ago.

Anyways. Now then. Er, I spend a lot of time smiling round here. But, rare is it I laugh very loud. However, Balt, bless his stone heart, always can crack some corkers. And it is almost dawn.



Comedy gold. Bless you Balt. And long may you reign.

Right. Bedtime.

RV


Blessed be Balt with his little one!!!! And blessed be he who's

STAUNCH!!!!  

Sandra



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Quoted from Sandra Elstree.


Blessed be Balt with his little one!!!! And blessed be he who's

STAUNCH!!!!  

Sandra


Thank you Sandra.  It's always good to blessed. . . as well as staunch. . .


...in no particular order
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: December 11th, 2009, 12:37am Report to Moderator
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Thank you Sandra.  It's always good to blessed. . . as well as staunch. . .


Thanks Stevie. I'm feeling rather bad   ...   and I need the blessed to even things out.

Sandra



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Quoted from Sandra Elstree.


Blessed be Balt with his little one!!!! And blessed be he who's

STAUNCH!!!!  

Sandra


Aww... has he only got a little one? Now that would explain a lot.

Oh, you mean his child? Ah. Still.

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Quoted from Shelton
It's only cross-dressing if the panties have lace on them.  Scientific fact.


Now, there's a man who obviously knows what he's talking about. As Space Cadet once wisely said..."Zinger".

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Quoted from ajr
Yeah, just let it be known that I'm not blowing the nut sacks of the homeless by choice...


My reply wasn't bad either. See this thread for context.

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Quote of the day? Awesome!

I didn't get you anything though...


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Quote of the day? Awesome!

I didn't get you anything though...


Frankly typ-i-cal!




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My first nomination, and I think it's golden:


Quoted from Scar Tissue Films

If every last major curls up and dies in a corner, we'll still be able to make films.


...in no particular order
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Balt's back...


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Would you like a pic of me holding or sitting near my mac, ya snork?


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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: December 21st, 2009, 7:39pm Report to Moderator
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Aww... has he only got a little one? Now that would explain a lot.

Oh, you mean his child? Ah. Still.

RV


LOL - Yet another Quote of the Day! Poor Balt, must put up with such abuse. Let it be known, that size is not what matters, but style and technique and creativity.  

Sandra




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Stop it Sandra!

Now then, a quote from a man who writes even more scripts than I do...


Quoted from Screenrider
And yes Phil, I did read Bad Penguin.  I've read all your stuff.  I study you like a nit under a magnifying glass.
That's a compliment.


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Quoted from George Willson


Balt, I'm just wondering who you're trying to convince here. Basically, if people found value in whatever she did, why not allow them their moments. Your reactions would be akin to me saying:

"I will really miss my Uncle Bill. He was the best actor I ever knew and touched my life."

and then you coming back with:

"I looked up your 'Uncle Bill' and his career blew goat nuts. Four f***ing bit parts in community theatre and you want to honor him. Next thing you know you'll be praising your mom for her role in Whootenanny 4, which also sucked and so did she. Get off your high horse and realize your Uncle Bill porked chickens for a living and I don't."



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rendevous
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Cr,

I was toying with the idea of quoting George's pearl's of wisdom above myself at the time. Glad you got it up here before I could. It is rather good isn't it?

Anyone seen Balt? Do you have to put his pic on one of milk cartons? And where's that 7WC script was done ages ago? Alas. Anyway, I digress as usual.

Now then.

Not sure I agree with the following, although I think I know what she means....


Quoted from Sandra a.k.a This is Ground Control to Major Elstree
A mindfuck is the best possible f*** you can experience.

(and I mean that in the nicest possible way)


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