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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (currently 3250 views)
dogglebe
Posted: May 11th, 2009, 7:32pm
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I think that, in about two weeks, we should have a special Skype chat just to discuss this stinkburger. Phil
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Old Time Wesley
Posted: May 13th, 2009, 5:26am
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I have a copy of this film. I will post about it later on today.
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The boy who could fly
Posted: May 13th, 2009, 12:14pm
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I just finished this and it is...um....wow, it sure is something. From the title you get exactly what you would expect from a low budget sci fi starring lorenzo lamas. The acting is quite something, and the writing, with lines like "don't love the water, it doesn't love you back" and "I'm an equal opportunist racist" and the much loved "noooooooooooooo!" It aint well made, it aint well written or directed, but it aint boring. Also I have know idea what was going on with the editor on this, there were a lot of weird cuts and transitions, anyways you get what you expect from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, it's bad, but in a fun way.
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Zombie Sean
Posted: May 16th, 2009, 1:58am
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Why One
Posted: May 16th, 2009, 5:28am
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Tommyp
Posted: May 16th, 2009, 5:41am
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Continuity Is For Pussies...
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Oh, this production company! I've heard about these guys, but never seen any of their films. They must be doing okay, they have made so many.
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Why One
Posted: May 16th, 2009, 5:47am
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Yep, looks like someone's buying into them. I checked out one or two their trailers and my immediate thoughts are... "No."
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stevie
Posted: May 16th, 2009, 6:00am
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I remember when Deborah Gibson was Debbie Gibson, back in the late 80's. she was like the britany spears of her time, except some of her songs were ok.
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Old Time Wesley
Posted: May 16th, 2009, 8:12am
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I just finished watching this movie and wow is it bad. Not even remotely entertaining. Terrible Monsters, bad ending, silly light effects instead of showing the monsters attack. The highlight was when the Shark jumps out of the water and takes out an airplane. I have "The Terminators" movie from Asylum to watch next as well as Uwe Boll's Far Cry.
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dresseme
Posted: May 16th, 2009, 2:13pm
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Not even remotely entertaining. Terrible Monsters, bad ending, silly light effects instead of showing the monsters attack.
Not even good in a "so-bad-it's-good" way?
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michel
Posted: June 5th, 2009, 3:53pm
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I dare you to watch it.....
Wish me luck. I'm gonna watch it...
Hope I'll surivive...
Michel
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Old Time Wesley
Posted: June 5th, 2009, 4:32pm
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Wish me luck. I'm gonna watch it...
Hope I'll surivive...
Michel
Good luck. When you get back from throwing up and trying to overdose I'll be here to say "Why? What were you thinking?" and point you towards the next disaster "The Terminators" made by the same company as this... If I call it a film is that an insult to film?
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Sandra Elstree.
Posted: June 5th, 2009, 10:03pm
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What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?
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That shark looks mighty familiar!
Sandra
A known mistake is better than an unknown truth.
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michel
Posted: June 6th, 2009, 10:53am
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I did survive! I felt asleep 15 minutes after the beginning! Honest!
Michel
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Zombie Sean
Posted: June 6th, 2009, 12:20pm
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I did survive! I felt asleep 15 minutes after the beginning! Honest!
Michel
Ha ha ha that's not fair though. You have to watch the whole thing. Kind of like the tape from
The Ring . I should watch this soon...Maybe wait until my friends from Houston leave so I don't make their stay here extremely terrible.
Sean
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