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Well, December 25th, a date best known as the release date of Lars Von Trier's "Nymphomaniac," is coming up quick! I'm not sure how quick we in North America will get to see it -- and I worry that for me, in Alberta, the odds of getting the hardcore cut in a theatre are kinda slim -- but I'm gonna go ahead and start getting excited anyway. The third "appetizer" has just been released, and it's got Uma. I can't wait for one with Christian Slater.
Make sure to watch in HD!
The first released still:
The second released still:
The third still contains nudity so I will not post it here. EDIT: Though actually, it appears as the thumbnail on the Chapter 2 appetizer. Haha.
Bummer. I was really hoping for a 2013 North American release. Given that the Christmas release is the Danish premiere, I'd wager mid-2014 stateside (although Magnolia's been sitting on it for a while so hopefully sooner).
Nevertheless, it's due time that von Trier is back to do what he does best: wipe that smug smile off everyone's face. Digging the appetizers thus far.
So far, these 'appetizers' do nothing to whet my appetite and appear to be the usual vacuous, pretentious wank - no pun intended. Lars Von Trier usually manages some magical moments of inspired film-making (Melancholia) in amongst the mire, much like Terrence Malick - 'Tree of Life' - which ultimately tried my patience, but so far... if this is what we have to go on I think I'd be better off seeking out 'All About Anna'.
I will however try not to pre-judge on one-minute grabs. I really, really hope this is good. I also hope it has an engaging 'story' to it.
...if this is what we have to go on I think I'd be better off seeking out 'All About Anna'.
Now THAT'S harsh! Pink Prison was better than All About Anna, for gosh sakes...
Okay, I'm exaggerating slightly. Seriously, though, I'd agree that there's nothing too exciting in the teasers. My excitement is based on the project alone -- Von Trier hasn't disappointed me yet. But yeah, I'd call the teasers amusingly devoid of content.
But yeah, I'd call the teasers amusingly devoid of content.
Yep. I was just looking forward to what I might see, and then disappointed there wasn't more. Mission accomplished I suppose in him leaving me wanting more. Post up a full trailer if, and when... if you spot one.
I remember that scene with the two black dudes was on imdb was taken off once, then put back a few days later . Naturally, I want to watch the video but I don't want to see any spoilers. Only watched Melancholia but I've heard how confronting his other films are. I'm a fan of Charlotte Gainsbourg though, this has been on my watch list for quite a while now.
Mo! A fan of Gainsbourg, haven't watched Antichrist?? Needless self-punishment! (But then, one might say the same about watching Antichrist...)
Actually, I was very close to it but somebody recommended that Antichrist be the last Von Trier film I watch. I was interested in that Bjork one, have heard the ending isn't for the faint hearted. I might do a little marathon when Nymphomaniac is released. Interesting fact, Shia LaBeouf has real on set sex with his girlfriend in the film, not entirely sure if that's true.