Hi,

If you haven't voted, please don't look here until you've voted.

Don

I voted just now

I looked here this now

Mission accomplished

I submitted two scripts.

I am going to guess that one of them I submitted was: A Simply Scripts Christmas.. It was either written by me or Cliff from Cheers.

I asked Don to remove it from the scorecard because I intentionally made it DQ eligible by:

1) Exceeding the page length.
2) Not having an enchanted ornament.

Just wanted to add some humor around the holidays and pay homage to Don and my mates here. Didn't want it to be voted for (or against for that matter

Thanks in advance to all MEMBERS that took it with the good natured humor intended.

Cliff - out

Don telling people not to look.  
Honour system, yay.
...
Oh, Wow! You wrote that one, Dave?
Really tickled my funny bone. Excellent work.

Now, I have to go back and check out my guesses...

Carry on.

Quoted from LC Don telling people not to look.   Honour system, yay. ... Oh, Wow! You wrote that one, Dave? Really tickled my funny bone. Excellent work. Now, I have to go back and check out my guesses... Carry on.

Glad it hit the mark.

I picked that you wrote that, Dave. Lib will verify that lol

So far, I think Dave wrote Glitter & Glow ( like Matty said) or The Gift of Giving, and I think Rob wrote Cat Butt Christmas. And, I'll go for Ant for Where the Heart Is.

Going to try and guess a few more...

Hmm, which one did Steven Clark (without an e) write? Not his usual Hallmark fare I'm guessing, which makes me think something like the infamous Tuna Casserole OWC going a little way back.

Tuna casserole?

Florida Man!  

Lol. Geez Louise. It rings a bell, but I honestly forgot about that one. My OWC entities over the last three years have been less than memorable. Or, memorable. Depends which way you look at it. I’m guessing my entry this year also falls into that same category.

Quoted from LC Florida Man!

Haha. I just looked that one up and reread. I stand by it.

Quoted from SAC Haha. I just looked that one up and reread. I stand by it.

And so you should! Wasn't having a go, just commenting on your different style and versatility.  

Quoted from LC And so you should! Wasn't having a go, just commenting on your different style and versatility.

Well thanks. I’ll also be the first to admit I wrote a pile of shit.

Quoted from eldave1 I voted just now I looked here this now Mission accomplished

Ha. ha. ha

Dave - Glitter and Glow
Mark Renshaw - The Gift of Giving
LC - To The Moon and Back
Anthony Cawood - Remember, Remember...

Really, Matty? That one's up my alley, looking forward to seeing who wrote what on all.
I read every script but didn't publicly review all. Just saying...

I want more guesses...

I'm trying to think of which writers would join the ranks of 'kill the kid', for want of a better phrase.

Al I want for Christmas &
All I want for Christmas is my...

Maybe Steven Clark for the latter. Or: for The Enchanted Carrot?
John for the former?

Maybe John for Remember, Remember?

Oh, I don't know...

Actually, there were quite a few 'kill the kid' tales in this lot.
Not to mention Silent Nights as well.

What's up with you people?  

I never ever have a clue  other than Jeff has to be involved with one of the dildos

I'm rubbish at the guessing too, get lost in the stories and forget to look for clues.

Clearly some people have Title Page tells too from Don posted, never knew that either!

Libby seems to often spot mine, I'm putting dildos and Bunnyman in my next script just to throw her off

Quoted from AnthonyCawood ...Libby seems to often spot mine, I'm putting dildos and Bunnyman in my next script just to throw her off

Cracked me up.  

I think Stevie might have something to say about any Bunnyman sequels.

Just glad it's not poker, Libby would clean us all out!

I'm a horrible guesser except for Zack and Paul, neither of which entered from what I can tell. There were a couple that I recognized unmistakable style but I can't remember which ones they were and who I was thinking wrote them.

So no guesses from me.

When are/were votes due? Tonight? I've my favorite, for sure (besides mine, of course). Can't wait to see who wrote what....

FYI: Don wrote - Writers' Choice Due: Sunday 27th at midnight edt.

I'm pretty sure Dave wrote A Simply Scripts Christmas. As for who else wrote what, I haven't a Scooby Doo.

I’m not great at guessing, though I usually can tell Dustin’s, however, he’s out.

Nice bunch of scripts, but only two rose to the top of my heap, with one being just a little bit better than the other. We’ll see how the voting turns out.

My guide to guessing...

Zack’s would be a slasher
Jeff’s formatting impeccable
Dustin’s are bleak
Libby, I’m guessing, would be warm and family oriented with a positive message
Mark might have a little sci-fi thrown in
Dave would have a twist
Pia, also a twist but then another twist

Quoted from SAC My guide to guessing... Zack’s would be a slasher Jeff’s formatting impeccable Dustin’s are bleak Libby, I’m guessing, would be warm and family oriented with a positive message Mark might have a little sci-fi thrown in Dave would have a twist Pia, also a twist but then another twist

Ooowww... A good summary for me to get to know people style's better . I do hope one day to make to your list:

Miranda: good structure, good plot, good twist, perfect DRAMA, ADVENTURE & very ROMANTIC ! (English, choice of words, formatting, dialog and description very poor ) LOL.

I am going to study for this. I do hope my day job allows me to do this in 2021.

Quoted from Miranda Ooowww... A good summary for me to get to know people style's better . I do hope one day to make to your list: Miranda: good structure, good plot, good twist, perfect DRAMA, ADVENTURE & very ROMANTIC ! (English, choice of words, formatting, dialog and description very poor ) LOL. I am going to study for this. I do hope my day job allows me to do this in 2021.

Some of this is tongue in cheek.

Damn day jobs!!

Quoted from SAC Some of this is tongue in cheek.

kkkkk.... nevertheless , It helps. It also helps me to get to know you!

Quoted from LC FYI: Don wrote - Writers' Choice Due: Sunday 27th at midnight edt.

One of my favorite scripts

One of my favourite scripts...
Haha, good one, Dave, or should I say, Chandler.  

Quoted from SteveClark Libby, I’m guessing, would be warm and family oriented with a positive message

Sounds a bit boring. I did kill a kid in a round in Blondie's Tournament so mine are not always touchy-feely. And had a character slash her husband to ribbons in another OWC - though he deserved it.

Anyway, me protesting too much...

Quoted from LC Sounds a bit boring. I did kill a kid in a round in Blondie's Tournament so mine are not always touchy-feely. And had a character slash her husband to ribbons in another OWC - though he deserved it.

Ha. I stand corrected. Warm, family oriented with a sprinkle of psychopath.

Man, idk how y'all finished and reviewed so quick with the holiday madness...

My guesses:

All I Want For Christmas - MarkRenshaw
To The Moon and Back - LC
Grandma’s Nutcracker - StevenClark
Cat Butt Christmas - Rob
Glitter and Glow - eldave
Remember, Remember the 5th of December - AntCawood
Christmas Crystal Ball - Miranda
Where the Heart is - Dreamscale or AntCawood doin some Xmas ninja shit

Quoted from LC One of my favourite scripts... Sounds a bit boring. I did kill a kid in a round in Blondie's Tournament so mine are not always touchy-feely. And had a character slash her husband to ribbons in another OWC - though he deserved it. Anyway, me protesting too much...

Just for the detail sakes - it wasn’t just a kid, she killed her own kid. Together with her husband but the more bodies the merrier!

I think that the one who wrote Remember Remember wrote Glitter and Glow

Quoted from khamanna Just for the detail sakes - it wasn’t just a kid, she killed her own kid. Together with her husband but the more bodies the merrier!

Haha, I see what you did there, Kham, with 'my favourite'.
I often wonder how things would have gone if only I'd exercised a little restraint and just done the husband.  

Onto other matters, it's the 29th here, Don!
I don't know about you guys, but I'm on tenterhooks to see who actually wrote what.

It'll be time to announce the next challenge soon...

Quoted from LC Haha, I see what you did there, Kham, with 'my favourite'. I often wonder how things would have gone if only I'd exercised a little restraint and just done the husband.   Onto other matters, it's the 29th here, Don! I don't know about you guys, but I'm on tenterhooks to see who actually wrote what. It'll be time to announce the next challenge soon...

waiting in the rain...........

What do you call a blind reindeer?

No eye-deer

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but god knows how they got in there.

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What did the Polish Nutcracker like to do?

Krakowpen nuts

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas joke with a rhetorical question?


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Did you hear about the snowman who was cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now

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What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?

Still no eye-deer

Haha! Very nice, Matty.

I'm assuming that there is a slacker entrant out there that hasn't voted?

Quoted from Matthew Taylor Dave - Glitter and Glow Mark Renshaw - The Gift of Giving LC - To The Moon and Back Anthony Cawood - Remember, Remember...

Almost nailed it, 1 wrong guess