Quoted from mcornetto Right, it's more like being gang raped in a Brazilian prison during Carnival.

So you've read Jeff's diary too, MC?  

Quoted from RayW Yeah. It's more like being gang raped in a Columbian prison.

boy, that made me laugh!!!!

and for those newbies, i have a feeling this will be a little more gentle than the previous ones, don't know why. Oh yes i do, jeff's got a job and is back in california.

Michael, whilst thy scene appeareth to be in the Shakespearean way, it leaveth much to be desired. Thy grasp of the grammar of the bard is not quite up to par. One cannot help but notice that thou usest the words thou and you most indiscriminately. By my usage of thou, I speak to thee as a friend, whereupon should I choose to use you, I would speak to thee as an acquaintance or as a servant to his master. Such was the influence of the French. If I might also venture upon another point of contention, thine usage of the verbs showeth to me that thou needst more study upon the subject. To be fair, by the time of Shakespeare, the people used you and thou most indiscriminately as well, so perhaps the fault lieth not upon thee. And the verb conjugations are now quite archaic in English but alive and well in German.

Clearly it was meant as a bit of fun, George.

It's a rough draft I wrote for Movie Poet several years ago but abandoned for another story.  I didn't even realize the story was finished until I checked it after all the talk of Shakespeare in this thread.  I thought people might be amused by it, so I posted it.  I was certainly amused by it.  

Taking it to a final draft point and clearing up the iambic as well as language issues.  I don't think so.  It's a silly little skit that no one would likely produce.

Thanks for taking the time to comment on it.  

Quoted from mcornetto Screwest thou!

OCT OWC 2012: Horror Romantic Dramedy. - Shakespearean prison rape meant to be funny but over ANALized and is now not funny. At all.




"Nay! For I have not the purse for thine sausage, sir!"
"Oh, thou lusty little new cellmate twink. Do not challenge your bull master to a game of hide and seek, for I know you've not one but TWO purses for the sausages of those to whom I owe many gambling debts!"
"Beg pardon as I make hard flatus in mine trousers."
"The perfume of beast with two backs offal excites mines kinsmen as much as your dewy man-boy perspiration!"

Quoted from Reef Dreamer and for those newbies, i have a feeling this will be a little more gentle than the previous ones, don't know why. Oh yes i do, jeff's got a job and is back in california.

Jeff is back in AZ, not CA.  Jeff's also had back trouble all week, which makes him very grumpy.  Jeff was also awakened last night by a frickin' hail storm with thunder and lightning ripping the night apart.

Good thing the OWC hasn't started yet.

Quoted from mcornetto Clearly it was meant as a bit of fun, George.

Ditto.

Quoted from Dreamscale Jeff is back in AZ, not CA.  Jeff's also had back trouble all week, which makes him very grumpy.  Jeff was also awakened last night by a frickin' hail storm with thunder and lightning ripping the night apart. Good thing the OWC hasn't started yet.

Ok,the bets are off.

For some reason I thought you were in CA, my bad. I've flew into Phoenix once, and then drove down to some place like Bisbee, sound right?  But thats a different story and a different thread.

All the best everyone with this, glad the genre etc is declared tonight, I just Don doesn't get too prescriptive and there is a degree of freedom.

Here's to two weeks of roller coaster

Cheers

Quoted from Reef Dreamer All the best everyone with this, glad the genre etc is declared tonight, I just Don doesn't get too prescriptive and there is a degree of freedom.

I always do better the more restricted it is.

won't take part this time though, because you guys are mean and I don't want to get my feelings hurt!  

Quoted from Grandma Bear won't take part this time though, because you guys are mean and I don't want to get my feelings hurt!

What are you talking about, Pia? You have no feelings. Lol.

I kid, I kid. Maybe you'll reconsider and maybe not but it would be nice to have a few "surprise" entries this year... =)

Quoted from Grandma Bear won't take part this time though, because you guys are mean and I don't want to get my feelings hurt!

Right...

Pia, I know you...you'll be in.  You're just trying to throw us all off.

Quoted from Grandma Bear I always do better the more restricted it is.

Wow. That sounds very personal and submissive.
I mean SUGGESTive! Suggestive!

Quoted from Grandma Bear won't take part this time though, because you guys are mean and I don't want to get my feelings hurt!

Now, waitaminit, here.
Oh, I get it, now.
Just don't hurt your FEEEELINGS.

The flesh is fair game, though. Right?

Quoted from RayW The flesh is fair game, though. Right?

Mistress Pia's flesh is always fair game.  She likes it ROUGH ROUGH ROUGH...

Quoted from Dreamscale Mistress Pia's flesh is always fair game.  She likes it ROUGH ROUGH ROUGH...

You know the challenge is about to start when these posts start getting REALLY weird.