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If it helps, the criteria is “handsaw” which could be a hacksaw, coping saw, keyhole saw, etc.
If the story is set on Tralfamadore, you might be able to sneak by someone saying “my hand saw that.”
Holy shit. I feel dumb. Completely misread that. Should be much easier now that I'm not handicapping myself. Lol
Thanks, Frank.
An example of my writing...
FOR SATAN - short, horror, 14 pgs (revised draft) - A group of thrill-seekers explore a creepy old house on Halloween night. Think you know this story? Think again.
How much of the script needs to take place inside of the broken down vehicle?
And what constitutes as a handsaw? Can it be a small chainsaw? An electric saw? A dismounted floor saw?
An example of my writing...
FOR SATAN - short, horror, 14 pgs (revised draft) - A group of thrill-seekers explore a creepy old house on Halloween night. Think you know this story? Think again.
That's what I was thinking. Just wanted to make sure. Lol.
An example of my writing...
FOR SATAN - short, horror, 14 pgs (revised draft) - A group of thrill-seekers explore a creepy old house on Halloween night. Think you know this story? Think again.
FOR SATAN - short, horror, 14 pgs (revised draft) - A group of thrill-seekers explore a creepy old house on Halloween night. Think you know this story? Think again.
Alright. I've got that spark back. Matt, I blame you for this.
An example of my writing...
FOR SATAN - short, horror, 14 pgs (revised draft) - A group of thrill-seekers explore a creepy old house on Halloween night. Think you know this story? Think again.
FADE IN: A space ship hovers over a car broken down on the side of the road. On the side of the car it reads "DAVID COPPERFRAUD, MAGICIAN."
COPPERFRAUD, 103 and incredibly handsome for his age, notices the space ship. WE SEE him thinking. Maybe he's thinking. He could have gas for all we know. But in quick order he pulls out a handsaw from under his majestic cape and starts sawing his car in half.
5 WEEKS LATER --
The space ship long gone, Copperfraud finally finishes sawing the car in half. His assistant, FLOOZIE, 18, built like a stripper, sticks her head out on one end of the car, and her legs out the other end. Copperfraud takes a bow to a non-existent audience.
Despondent that the ship has disappeared, Copperfraud saws his own head off.
Just as his head hits the ground, the space ship reappears. A door opens and a grotesque alien, ZORK, with 385 1/2 tentacles, 3 heads and one eyeball, appears in the opening. Zork sees Copperfraud's head rolling on the ground.
Zork farts and returns to the ship. It immediately disappears. Floozie lights a Lucky Strike cigarette. The cigarette with a smooth taste. The flame from the cig lights Zork's gaseous fart, starting a chain reaction that blows up the entire planet. Ha ha!
FADE OUT, BITCH
An utterly mediocre writer who somehow still falls bass ackwards into getting some of his scripts produced.
I like that you added mystery to your story, Gary.
I can't stop wondering... what happened to that 386th tentacle?
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60 Feet Under - Low budget, contained thriller/Feature The Hand of God - Low budget, semi-contained thriller/Feature Wait Till Next Year - Disney-style family sports comedy/Feature
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I would definitely read a short titled: The 386th Tentacle.
PaulKWrites.com
60 Feet Under - Low budget, contained thriller/Feature The Hand of God - Low budget, semi-contained thriller/Feature Wait Till Next Year - Disney-style family sports comedy/Feature
Many shorts available for production: comedy, thriller, drama, light horror