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Role Play! (currently 4195 views) |
Alan_Holman |
Posted: May 19th, 2004, 5:16pm |
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In this game, you'll take the role of a character from one of your scripts.
You write it like a script. You write it one scene at a time, or you continue the scene that was previously posted. And when you're in a "scene", you CAN take liberties with other people's characters -- that's part of what makes it fun; however, if the creator of that character absolutely despises what you've done, you must modify your scene accordingly.
I'll begin. I'll be Baka.
SCENE ONE "The Bar"
INT. BAR - NIGHT
Most bar-patrons flee as an ash-haired, red-eyed, floating demon head named BAKA, appears in a puff of smoke; however, some brave, unaffected folks, remain.
BAKA BOO!!!
No one cares.
BAKA I'm a demon! Run away! Demons are scary, aren't we???
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tommyd |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 8:23am |
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LocationMiddle England Posts20 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
SKYLA BARATEL (red-hair tied back, scars on her face visible) leans back on her chair, smoking a cigarette, bottle of Vodka and a glass of ice in front of her.
SKYLA More demons! (under breath) Thought I was through with this s**t.
She sits upright, flicks her cigarette end at Baka. The head shifts as the nub-end fires past.
Skyla gets to her feet, she moves around the table to face the demon, on her way she wearily removes her coat reavealing a gun on each hip.
SKYLA (cont) And here I was, just chillin' out, enjoyin' a drink. (beat) Why did you have to 'materialize' in this bar?
Her fingers-tips stroke the gun handles, just a warning.
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 12:23pm |
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At the far end of the bar the movement has attracted the attention of DAMIAN SAVARINO. Black suit, shades, perfectly combed hair. He doesn't belong here.
He looks over, spots the guns, goes back to his drink like he didn't notice.
He downs his shot and sits the empty glass on the table.
DAMIAN Hey.
The bartender looks over.
DAMIAN(CONT'D) Another.
The bartender fills another shot and slides it down to DAMIAN. He catches it and swallows it in one move, then sits it on the counter and tosses a ten down next to it.
The conversation between BAKA and SKYLA is heating up.
DAMIAN pauses for a moment, just relaxing, in no hurry. He reaches up and adjusts his shades, stretching his neck.
He reaches down to a bulge at his side as he stands and starts towards the door, fingers flexing.
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the goose |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 12:50pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
LocationLondon Posts297 Posts Per Day 0.04 |
HARRY DECKARD (A day in my life) steps out of the men's bathroom after slicking back his hair with a bucketload of water. He pauses and lets out a low whistle at the scene before him. He oogles Skyla's arse.
HARRY Wow! Can things get much hotter in here? (To Barman) Gimme a drink and a love potion for the lady.
Harry grins, doesn't miss a beat. The argument stops and Skyla turns to face him, angered.
SKYLA You got somethin' on me, bub?
HARRY Yeah, I got my "oogling-glasses" on.
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| "We don't make movies for critics, since they don't pay to see them anyhow."
-- Charles Bronson. |
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 3:12pm |
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DAMIAN stops a few feet from the door, cocking his head. His hand continues to hover near the bulge, just waiting.
The bartender stands behind the counter, looking nervous. He sets a glass down on the counter and ducks down.
SKYLA(O.S.) What did you say?
HARRY I said I got my o--
SKYLA moves fast and pulls the guns, pressing the barrel against HARRY's chin before he can react.
DAMIAN Don't.
He has his gun out, aimed at SKYLA.
DAMIAN(CONT'D) (to bartender) Get up, drop the shot.
The bartender stands, shotgun in hand.
DAMIAN(CONT'D) Everybody cool? (beat) Nobody going to shoot anybody?
Mexican stand-off.
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Air924 |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 4:24pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd a tall blonde hair boy at the age of 21 enters Floyd Just a drink to get your mind off of...What the heck is going on in here! No!!!! Don't point that gun at me! Heck I'm just a kid who broke up with his...
He jumps under a table.
Floyd Why the heck does everything happen to me!
Floyd Now did i miss something? Was i supossed to bring a gun too? I must have missed the memo!
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 4:39pm |
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DAMIAN What the hell are you doing here kid?!
SKYLA Shut up!
DAMIAN Did you just tell me to shut up?
HARRY Oh lord.
DAMIAN I-- (to bartender) Ah! Hey! No!
BARTENDER lowers the shotgun a bit.
DAMIAN(CONT'D) Why not just. . . all the way, huh?
BARTENDER Git outta my bar!
KABOOM!
All hell breaks loose.
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Air924 |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 4:48pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd Am i alive? What the---Where the door...Ahh who hit me? No don't shoot me I didn't mena to come in here! It was the wrong----AHH!
Ducks back under the table Floyd All it takes is one girl....One stupid girl
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He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
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Alan_Holman |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 10:28pm |
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BAKA Wait a sec. This isn't Fast Eddie's Coffee Shop! What the? I didn't mean to instigate a... my bad.
BAKA disappears in a puff of smoke.
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Old Time Wesley |
Posted: May 20th, 2004, 10:46pm |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
Meanwhile....
INT. BATHROOM - BAR - NIGHT
A row of 4 stalls and 4 urinals line the bathroom interior, loud screams of pain come from within one of the stalls
VOICE (OS) Oh god, please... That's it, come toward the light
The screaming soon turns into a sigh of relief followed by a flush.
The door of the second to last stall opens to reveal Jae Williams, a 25 year old semi good looking man dressed in a grey pin stripped suit wearing dark sun glasses and a baseball hat to cover his hair.
Jae walks to the sink and turns on the faucet to wash his hands
VOICE (OS) Hey out there, you alright?
JAE Yeah
VOICE (OS) You know there's some type of old western duel happenin' out there
JAE Yeah?
VOICE (OS) Yeah
Jae finishes up and dries his hands quickly
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 21st, 2004, 11:08am |
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DAMIAN Bloody hell where'd he go?!
SKYLA The demon?
DAMIAN Demon?! (beat) Sure, why not.
BARTENDER keeps blowing holes in things with his shotgun. DAMIAN and SKYLA blow him away.
HARRY dives for cover behind an overturned table, bullets chasing him.
HARRY Why are you shooting at me?!
DAMIAN stops firing.
DAMIAN Actually why are we shooting?
SKYLA Bartender.
DAMIAN Ah yes, bartender.
They start up again.
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Air924 |
Posted: May 23rd, 2004, 5:11pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd What's the point of this? i came in hre to get a drink not to get shot!!! Last time i do my business--- A shot interrupts him Haha just kidding...I'll tell my old Girlfriend about this place
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And i got tired.So i went back inside
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the goose |
Posted: May 24th, 2004, 2:05pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
LocationLondon Posts297 Posts Per Day 0.04 |
Harry eyes Floyd. HARRY How about we got over and shoot his girlfriend? Saves my hair getting messed up! |
| "We don't make movies for critics, since they don't pay to see them anyhow."
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 24th, 2004, 3:14pm |
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DAMIAN ejects his spent clips and loads in new ones.
DAMIAN This is so much fun it's freaky! My contracts never take this many bullets!
He empties the clips, loads in more, then empties those clips.
DAMIAN John Woo! Yaaaaargh!
He dives to the side and fires more bullets.
DAMIAN (insane laughter)
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Air924 |
Posted: May 24th, 2004, 4:22pm |
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LocationMaine Posts30 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Floyd You wanna kill my girlfriend? Well, it just so happens she at the movies with....OH shoot! I'm supposed to be at the----Well to late now...God I need a coke. Hey Bartender you got a coke?
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And i got tired.So i went back inside
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Air924 |
Posted: May 24th, 2004, 4:26pm |
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Floyd Oh and i think there's a mistake...The demons at fast eddie's Coffee shop so...Why don't you go and finish killing your "vontracts over there... Ok I'm done talking...Oh...Bartender....Do you have Pepsi? i like that better of course coke is....ok ...I'll shut up now.... |
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He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 24th, 2004, 7:56pm |
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DAMIAN continues to shoot random stuff for no reason.
DAMIAN Less talky more blasty!
HARRY Why are you still shooting?!
DAMIAN I have bullets left! |
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lesleyjl21 |
Posted: May 25th, 2004, 1:04am |
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LocationSouthern California Posts206 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
A provocatively dressed attractive young woman, SARAH (from "After Hours") slinks into the bar, adjusting her visible black bra straps underneath a very tight little top.
Eyes all over the room are instantly upon her.
She places her hands on her hips and rolls her eyes at Damian. His back is to her. He's still shooting.
Another moment and she walks confidently up to him. Stands behind him out of the line of fire.
SARAH Hey.
He doesn't hear. SARAH (louder) Hey!
She taps him on the shoulder. He spins around with his gun directed at her. She is unfazed.
SARAH (mocking, places hand on chest) Oh, Grandma, what a big gun you have... Is that the better to shoot things with?
Damian lowers the gun. He smiles, clearly intrigued by her.
DAMIAN (sweetly) And who the hell are you?
She leans closely to him.
SARAH Your wet dream in the flesh. (indicates gun) You always get off with something big in your hand?
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Air924 |
Posted: May 25th, 2004, 5:35pm |
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Floyd If i wanted to see rated R stuff i could have gone and seen my Girlfriend with her new boyfriend...Well as long as were not shooting anymore...Hey where's my coke!!! |
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And i got tired.So i went back inside
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 25th, 2004, 5:54pm |
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DAMIAN Hush!
He spins and shoots the last can of Coke off the counter.
DAMIAN Damn, that was my last bullet. (beat) FOR THE .45'S!
He tosses them aside, pulles out a Desert Eagle, and starts shooting again.
SARAH Unbelievable.
HARRY He's a little-- (ducks) --odd, isn't-- (ducks) --he?
People keep coming and going like nothing's happening, as DAMIAN continues to shoot stuff.
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Air924 |
Posted: May 25th, 2004, 5:58pm |
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Floyd Yeah he's a bit odd in the head
Notices the spilling coke...
Floyd Guess I'll have to do with a Pepsi! |
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He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
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the goose |
Posted: May 26th, 2004, 12:38pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
LocationLondon Posts297 Posts Per Day 0.04 |
HARRY (To Sarah) Hey, hey, you doing anything tonight? (pause) If not u fancy going to see a movie or something with me? |
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 26th, 2004, 1:23pm |
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DAMIAN's guns run dry.
DAMIAN Huh. That sucks. (beat) This is the first time I've ever run out of bullets. (beat) AND I LOVED IT!
He starts pistol whipping the wall.
HARRY Uh huh.
SARAH I don't know which is worse. Going to a movie with you or watching him try to pistol whip the wall to death. . .
HARRY Is he slitting that chair's throat?
DAMIAN(O.S.) Trying! It's not dying damn it! YEAHAHAHA!
SARAH . . . what movie?
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Air924 |
Posted: May 26th, 2004, 3:42pm |
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Floyd I wanna go to a movie!!! Can i come? I'm sick of crazy Lunitics...
Notice's all the bullet marks Floyd I perfer comedys....With no violence... |
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 26th, 2004, 5:03pm |
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DAMIAN continues to pistol whip the wall and laugh in a totally insane fashion.
DAMIAN My world isn't real! It's created by an evil genius with no life!
He proceeds to whip out some piano wire and starts cutting up the chair HARRY is leaning on.
HARRY Please stop that.
DAMIAN FLUCKS DE BUNNIES PADRE! YAWOHL MEIN CHAIR!
HARRY . . .
He inches back.
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tommyd |
Posted: May 27th, 2004, 5:47am |
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LocationMiddle England Posts20 Posts Per Day 0.00 |
Skyla's foot KICKS the chair high into the air, she BLASTS it to SPLINTERS before it hits the floor.
Damian's not impressed by her move.
SKYLA (to Damian) You need to chill the f**k out.
She spins the guns as she holsters them.
She pushes strands of hair from her face.
SKYLA So, what about this movie? (beat) Is it an open invite?
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 27th, 2004, 12:01pm |
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Air924 |
Posted: May 27th, 2004, 8:40pm |
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Floyd I really wanna see that new comedy movie, Envy. I heard it's great... You should all come too... (Notices Damian's Guns) But I heard security is really tight... (beat) Bummer. |
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He was really good.
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the goose |
Posted: May 28th, 2004, 12:09pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
LocationLondon Posts297 Posts Per Day 0.04 |
HARRY Just me and the girl, people. I can't snog more than one (To Floyd) Sorry, I can see that you're gagging for it. (aka Skyla) Why not try her.
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Air924 |
Posted: May 28th, 2004, 3:13pm |
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Floyd Ok...Hey Skyla! Wanna go see a Movie? If not I guess i'll get out of here...Hey! there's a whole through my best hat!!! He picks up a boston red soxs hat that's filled with bullet holes I'm guessing Damian's a Yankees fan... |
| I tried playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with my imaginary friend Tom.
He was really good.
And i got tired.So i went back inside
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 28th, 2004, 3:53pm |
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DAMIAN YEHAW!
He starts making gun sounds and starts running around.
HARRY . . .
SKYLA . . .
FLOYD . . .
DAMIAN Yankees? What are Yankees?
HARRY Is this a riddle?
DAMIAN GUYS WITH GUNS!
He keeps making gun sounds.
HARRY (to SKYLA) You have guns.
SKYLA Yes. Yes I do.
HARRY Why don't you put him out of his misery?
SKYLA As pathetic as this is it's starting to get entertaining,
DAMIAN(O.S.) (bad John Wayne accent) Y'all been messin with thuh wa'erin hole piiiiiiiiiiilgrums.
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Posted: May 28th, 2004, 5:16pm |
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Sarah looks at Damian and then Skyla. Sarah's eyes roll. Skyla sees this and smiles.
SARAH Look, as unbelievably exciting as this all is, I'm sure I've got better ways to spend my time.
Sarah's eyes are unwavering.
SARAH (to Skyla) I'm sure you do too. Don't you?
She advances toward the other girl.
SARAH (lowly) So just how quickly can I get you out of here?
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Air924 |
Posted: May 28th, 2004, 5:54pm |
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Floyd Those Stubbron Yanks...I'm btting you are one...Hey are you threating me with those gun noises? Damian And what if i am! Frankfurts Hamburgers! Floyd Are you saying German food words? Ok...your...uh...different? |
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He was really good.
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 28th, 2004, 6:16pm |
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DAMIAN Hell yeah! Papow! Papow! |
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tommyd |
Posted: May 29th, 2004, 5:59pm |
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Skyla gives Sarah a smile.
SKYLA So people, here's the plan. Harry, how d'ya feel about stepping aside and letting me and Sarah here go to that movie?
She looks at Harry and raises an eyebrow.
SKYLA Well? Any objections?
HARRY As long as I can watch.
SKYLA (to Sarah) Men!
They share a smile.
SKYLA (to Floyd) And sorry darlin' you just ain't my type.
FLOYD Shucks, rejected twice in one day.
He looks upset.
SARAH Sometimes that's the way it goes.
SKYLA But before I go I have something I wanna do.
She whips out the guns with her usual style. She trains them on Damian who is still running circles around the bar, making gun noises.
POV SKYLA We look down the sites of the gun, she's locked and loaded on Damian.
SKYLA (OS) Anyone got any objections if I put Yankee Doodle Dandy here out of his misery (beat) And us out of ours?
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Air924 |
Posted: May 29th, 2004, 6:03pm |
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Floyd Yes! Blood makes me throw up! Runs towards the Bathroom Saying: Wait till I'm here there! |
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He was really good.
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 29th, 2004, 8:45pm |
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DAMIAN turns to her.
DAMIAN Bullets? Having an affect on me? Please.
SKYLA fires, the bullet hits DAMIAN's arm.
He stands there.
DAMIAN OW! What the bloody hell were you thinking, that hurt!
He runs off and hides behind the bar.
DAMIAN(O.S.) Fear me!
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Air924 |
Posted: May 30th, 2004, 10:13am |
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Floyd comes out of the bathroom Floyd I heard the shot...Is he dead? |
| I tried playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with my imaginary friend Tom.
He was really good.
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: May 31st, 2004, 10:53am |
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DAMIAN You cannot defeat me! I am eternal and odd! |
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the goose |
Posted: June 1st, 2004, 2:56am |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
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HARRY Why can't I watcH? Watching is all the hip....better still why can't I join in? I mean joining in is good isn't it? Well?
They give him a look.
DAMIAN Watch? Watch? What's the time Mr. Wolf? |
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Veelhousen |
Posted: June 3rd, 2004, 3:21am |
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Suddenley the door bursts inward.
Three terrified men, all wearing 'Ensign Industries' boiler suits, flee into the recesses of the bar. They are followed by:
JANI HALTONEN, Finnish 1940's soldier, rugged, sweating, bloody, heaves the door closed behind him. He tosses a bloody bayonet onto a nearby table, picks up another table and rams it against the door, pushes his full weight against it.
Everyone just stares.
JANI (panting) You might want to get down.
Nobody moves. Outside a vicious howling kicks up, a thousand feral voices catching on the air. The Ensigns whimper
Jani presses his body deeper into the wood. He reaches for his bayonet, grasping it tightly in one hand, then thinking better of tosses it across the floor, pressing his entire body against the table.
He slowly turns his head back to the unmoving patrons of the bar.
JANI Seriously. You really should get down.
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| "You can discover more about a person in an hour of play then in a year of conversation" - Plato
You bring it.........and we'll see how you do. |
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Posted: June 4th, 2004, 1:34pm |
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DAMIAN stops shooting, looking over at JANI.
He twitches.
DAMIAN Potential hostiles. Engage AKS.
He twitches again, then goes perfectly rigid. He spins the guns on his fingers, then ejects the clips and loads in new ones in one smooth move.
DAMIAN Enemy protocol loaded.
SKYLA So he's a robot now?
HARRY Weird.
DAMIAN I am a Digital Artificial Machine Intended for Assassination and Nullification.
HARRY Ah, well, that's perfectly normal then, right?
DAMIAN (to JANI) Step back from the doors.
HARRY Should we really be standing here when we know he's an android and a minute ago he was going looney?
BAKA appears in a puff of smoke.
BAKA Yes.
BAKA vanishes again.
HARRY . . . okay.
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Air924 |
Posted: June 4th, 2004, 6:18pm |
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New I was hungry. Now my Stomach's meowing.
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Floyd Uh...Maybe...Maybe I'll go and hide behind this table for awhile... Pause You know it's a shame there out of coke Ducks behind an upturned table. |
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Posted: June 4th, 2004, 7:42pm |
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BAKA appears in yet another of his famous "puffs of smoke."
BAKA ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'M SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT ...
JANI (interrupting) What the hell?
BAKA Exactly.
Without hesitation, DAMIAN reveals a new gun from somewhere in his clothes, and immediately shoots BAKA.
BAKA OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
SKYLA My turn.
SKYLA shoots BAKA.
BAKA OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
SKYLA shoots BAKA again.
BAKA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
SKYLA and DAMIAN both shoot BAKA at the same time.
BAKA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BAKA disappears in a FEROCIOUS THERMONUCLEAR EXPLOSION that, due to its microscopic size, is simply a puff of smoke.
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Air924 |
Posted: June 5th, 2004, 8:27am |
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From under the table you hear... Floyd Wow! This has been a great night! My girlfriend dumped me for some other guy, I saw Demons, I met some, No ofense, really odd people that walk around with guns,and i saw a demon get shot...I wanna move to the country and have a farm. Skyla You do that. |
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the goose |
Posted: June 5th, 2004, 1:49pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
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HARRY Giles? Farmer Giles? What about piggy?
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Posted: June 6th, 2004, 10:41am |
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Floyd Giles...Hey that's my dad...Did you know him? |
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the goose |
Posted: June 7th, 2004, 12:29pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
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HARRY Yes, we boiling humbugs on the poko tree fire. It was cool.
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Air924 |
Posted: June 7th, 2004, 4:03pm |
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Floyd The...The poko tree fire? Are you okay? |
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the goose |
Posted: June 8th, 2004, 3:03pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
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HARRY YES! I drunk too much beer!
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Posted: June 9th, 2004, 9:43am |
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Jani stares slack jawed at the scene before him.
JANI You know, were this any other bar in the world, and a time travelling, blood covered, world war two soldier burst in with a warning, most other people would be a mite curious.
Jani steps away from the doors.
JANI (Cont'd) I mean, most people would question the fact that i, a young man who has never ventured out of Finland, was in fact speaking perfect English, and indeed that i have obviously been through some kind of trauma. Couple this with the inhumane howling coming from outside, and you've got a situation.
One of the cowering Ensign's pops up from a recess.
ENSIGN No. 1 There are monsters out there!!!!!!!!!!
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Air924 |
Posted: June 11th, 2004, 2:30pm |
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Floyd Well don't get any Ideas that were all normal here...I mean...Jeez...Your from finland? My Dad was a potato farmer in Ireland... But that was back in 1876...oh shoot...Did i say my dad i mean...Ok I confess...I'm not normal either...Ever read rip van winkle...well the same thing happened to me...I was born in 1866...But i fell asleep when i was 20 and woke up a couple years ago...And now I'm staying the same age...I have to move every 4 years or so...that way no one will find out...
Floyd So...um... Everyone stars at him Harry And i thought i was drunk Floyd Yeah well you guys arn't much different... Your from Finland during WWII. Your a demon...or something...you Skyla are a Demon fighter i think...I think Baka's a demon...And what ever happen to the bartender? Skyla Dead Floyd How? Harry Yeah how? Everyone stares at Skyla for an answer. |
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Posted: June 14th, 2004, 9:42am |
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Skyla looks at the eyes that all stare back at her. She turns an upside down chair over and sits down.
She pulls out her guns, the onlookers take a step back, Skyla smiles. She reloads the guns.
SKYLA The Bartender? (beat) He's dead 'cause he didn't move fast enough. End of story. |
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Posted: June 14th, 2004, 10:35am |
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Floyd Well that makes sense (Beat) Ya know you would make a great bed time story teller... |
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Posted: June 14th, 2004, 1:12pm |
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DAMIAN stares at everyone.
DAMIAN YAGAHOVOY!
He disapears in a puff of smoke.
Then everyone looks over at the door as he tries to sneak out.
DAMIAN YAGOHOVOY!
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the goose |
Posted: June 14th, 2004, 1:13pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
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HARRY He's insane!
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Air924 |
Posted: June 14th, 2004, 8:39pm |
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Floyd What a minute...Didn't someone say there was mosters out there? Now this is great! I guess we can't leave or we will all get eaten by some monsters.. We should go to the circus and join the freak show...so now what are we gonna do about these monsters? Sarah Yeah i don't think we can all dissapear in a puff of smoke... |
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: June 14th, 2004, 8:54pm |
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DAMIAN walks back in and hands everyone a little gray ball.
DAMIAN YAGAHOVOY!
He disappears in a puff of smoke.
HARRY(O.S.) Help.
DAMIAN hangs off of HARRY like a monkey.
HARRY (CONT'D) Someone get him off. Please.
NARRATOR(V.O.) In a town where crime is the law.
Everyone looks around.
SKYLA A thought just occurred to me: this place has a back door.
DAMIAN YAGAHOVOY!
A puff of smoke. HARRY starts coughing.
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Air924 |
Posted: June 14th, 2004, 9:01pm |
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Floyd A back door how great! Damian YAGAHOVOY! Floyd I'm out of here... Sarah I wonder what is gray thing does Harry I'm gonna eat it... He takes a huge bite out of it and suddenly he disapears and then appears a monkey. floyd Hes... (Beat) He's a monkey... Sklya I say we kill him? I love monkey rugs. Harry ( The monkey) Maybe i have drunk to much...I'M A MONKEY! Sarah Kill him Sklya Ok She lifts her gun and fires. Nothing happens. |
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R.E._Freak |
Posted: June 14th, 2004, 9:04pm |
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DAMIAN MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY! |
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Posted: June 15th, 2004, 1:13pm |
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Harry I wanna try it again! He takes a bite out Sklya gray ball and turns into a bird Harry Look i can fly! Sklya Let me kill him! |
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Posted: June 16th, 2004, 11:22am |
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DAMIAN . . . . even I'm confused. |
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Posted: June 16th, 2004, 12:27pm |
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New Yippie-kay-ay.
LocationLondon Posts297 Posts Per Day 0.04 |
HARRY LET'S ALL DANCE AROUND A PADDLING POOL WITH PIECES OF BOOGIE MASH ON OUR SHOULDERS.
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Air924 |
Posted: June 16th, 2004, 1:17pm |
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Floyd Confused...Yeah...i think Harry's on something... |
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Posted: June 18th, 2004, 4:56am |
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Jani, body straining against the doors, realises that nothing is happening outside. He peels himself away from the knotted wood of the table and lays it gently down.
Jani Hey guys.... (Listens) I think they've gone.
Obviously no one in the bar pays attention to him.
Jani motions for one of the Ensign Industries guys to come over.
Jani Go out and check if they're still out there Ensign Bobby.
Ensign Bobby looks at him, incredulous. Jani places a reassuringly heroic hand on his shoulder.
Jani It's safe. Trust me?
Ensign Bobby nods, and cautiously heads outside. Jani watches from the doorway.
Suddenly there comes a horrific scream and the sounds of ravenous beasts tearing at what was Ensign Bobby. Jani is showered with gore, head to toe. He gingerly closes the door behind him.
No one else seems to have noticed the new blood-spattered development. Jani meanders over to the group, casual, whistling. He stops next to Floyd, the remanents of Ensign Bobby dripping rhytmically onto the floor.
Jani (To Floyd) So.........how are you?
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Posted: June 18th, 2004, 11:22am |
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Posted: June 18th, 2004, 3:45pm |
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Floyd Oh I'm fine, Um...I think you may be bleeding... Harry That's not blood it's tomato sauce! |
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Posted: June 30th, 2004, 6:27pm |
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Suddenly, from the restroom, a man walks out. JACK DODGER ("Hunters", still being written) strolls into the person-infested bar full of scared, odd, or confused people. He wears a long coat, and is soaking wet.
DODGER: I... uh.... hear we have a stray feral dog out-
He looks around at the faces. Then he gets to Jani.
DODGER: Oh. Um. I see. Well, anyhow-
He brings a pump shotgun with a sight out from under his coat and puts it on the bar.
DODGER: Okay, fine, you guys don't have sewer access under the bathrooms. I can see by the time traveller- don't worry, kid, we picked you up on our Anomaly Splicer- and the various subdemons here that I don't need to try to play dumb. The thing, though, is that our teleportation spell is so new, that it just makes you thirsty. We got anything to drink? Where's the bartender? (looks over the bar) Oh. I'm assuming that was the demon. If not, eh. Don't worry, dudes, I work for people totally unlike the people I think you think I am. I'm only here for the werewolves. Can I get a drink? Like I said, the spell makes you thirsty. (reaches over, gets a bottle of something) Hm. Vodka. |
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Air924 |
Posted: June 30th, 2004, 6:34pm |
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Floyd The Bartender? Dead. And now for the big question...WHO THE HECK ARE YOU? |
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Posted: June 30th, 2004, 6:43pm |
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DODGER: Me?
He shakes himself off a bit by his hands.
DODGER: I could go for the Bruce Campbell quote, but I'd rather go for the saving your asses from the werewolves thing. (to JANI) It is werewolves, yeah? We weren't quite sure. (to FLOYD) See, the Hunters Guild got this brand spanking new technology from a coven a while back. We managed to get a Teleportation Spell inside a weapon. I got shot, I came here. We are now able to do house calls. No, but seriously, my team has been tracking Mr. Time Traveller and the pack of wolves for about a few months now. I'm Jack Dodger, Hunters Guild, pleased to meet you.
He picks up his shotgun.
DODGER: Well. It seems you guys all have enough blood in here, to add to the fact that the soldier is covered in it. It's probably driving them nuts. (to JANI) I asked if it was werewolves. Depending on the answer, I will devise a plan in my head and then we shall step outside, yes? |
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Posted: June 30th, 2004, 8:26pm |
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DAMIAN reloads his guns.
DAMIAN You have my guns.
LEGOLAS WANNABE And my bow.
GIMLI WANNABE And my axe!
SKYLA Who the hell are they? |
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Enter BUBBLES DZINGBODE, a black man with a Huge afro and long white robes about a size too big for him, and a few buttons undone reveal a Malcolm X T-shirt underneath. He looks dehydrated
BUBBLES W-w-w-water...and food....now... b'fo i bust your head so hard, y-y-y-you won't know what hitcha.... n-n-n-n-name is bub-b-bles dzing...
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Posted: July 24th, 2004, 4:42am |
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New Kirk to... Spock, please... warp factor... five!
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Adam Kovac enters (Superhero Trilogy). He takes a seat by the bar. All Hell breaks loose around him.
ADAM (bartender) Give me a double, something strong.
The Bartender nods, complies.
ADAM (VO) It had been a long day. The type of day your never warned about. Lets hope the silver lining is an appropriate pay-off.
He downs the double. Slams the glass down.
ADAM (to bartender) Hit me.
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Posted: August 6th, 2004, 1:43am |
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DODGER: I am so goddamn confused. (cocks his shotgun) I am going out to shoot some damn werewolves. Hopefully, I won't die in this universe. (RE: off blank stares, sighs) I've been cursed to be a Universal Hunter. Upon my death in my universe, some cosmic morons thought it would be funny to reincarnate me as a monster hunter for each new universe's Guild of the Hunt for each new death. (RE: off blank stares) I hope to god the next universe isn't some 'let's-all-walk-into-the-bar' universe. (RE: off blank stares) Fine. Be that way. (walks outside) YOU CAN KILL ME NOW! |
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Posted: October 24th, 2004, 1:10pm |
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Been Around Check out The Last Days Of The Desert Dogs
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The bar stands on the verge of chaos. A man, JERRY WRIGHT, enters dressed in a lime green trenchcoat. He glances around. JERRY I guess I found where the " two whatever's walk into a bar" originated. |
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