He suddenly hurls all over her, thick chucky pieces barf drips from her gray hair. She screams and runs off.

He watches her run away, screaming, while leaving a trail of throw up, "Fucking sluts" he says to his self "They can never leave a man alone."

"I'm getting Big Daddy, he'll fuck you up," she yells as she runs into the night.

As he waits around for a tow truck sudddenly a truck pulls up that says "Big Daddy's Wagon" Big Daddy gets out with a baseball bat.

Big Daddy begins to cross the road, but is suddenly struck by the tow truck.

His muscle torn body is thrown across the street, the bat he held fast in his hand clanks to the ground, a moment passes and no one says a thing.

A homeless man walks to the scene and says, "HOT DAMN!"

The homeless man is also struck by the tow truck as it backs up into position.

Uwe Boll is then seen driving down the road....


(this is your chance people)

"Uwe suck harder then a vietnamese prostitute", Joe shouts at him.  

Suddenly Andrew appears behind Joe and taps him on the shoulder... Joe screams...

"Oh, it's you, again, I told you, I don't have the money", He says a long breathe of air escapes out ot his lungs.

"Dammit!" Yells Andrew as he stomps off back into his bush.

Without warning Uwe Boll finally realises what was said to him and spins around in a screeching and quite illegal U-turn.

Then from the bushes, Andrew comes out in the middle of the road.