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Antemasque |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 7:09pm |
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Been Around the ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
LocationBaltimore, MD Posts558 Posts Per Day 0.08 |
We are going to make a story. Each person says one line and the next person says another line. All making a long story. I'll start.
Meet Joe, your average banker with a very dark secret. |
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Chris_MacGuffin |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 7:13pm |
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Been Around Check out The Last Days Of The Desert Dogs
LocationWherever I may be Posts998 Posts Per Day 0.14 |
A nine to five worker, your typical portrait of working class Americana, he pulling two shifts for the price of one.
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 7:20pm |
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He's got it all, a wife and three beautiful young kids... |
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bert |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 7:31pm |
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AdministratorBuy the ticket, take the ride
LocationThat's me in the corner Posts4233 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
...and a briefcase that he never, ever opens. |
| Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb! |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 7:33pm |
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I know I just added to the story but oh well...
What is inside? Girly magazines? A laptop? Will the secret be unvailed. |
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Martin |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 7:33pm |
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Been Around
LocationFrankfurt, Germany Posts607 Posts Per Day 0.09 |
... and the mistress, known only as Camilla. |
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Old Time Wesley |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 9:04pm |
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LocationOntario, Canada Posts2908 Posts Per Day 0.38 |
Camilla is the childrens baby sitter, she's ugly but Joe needs to feel loved... |
| Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment. |
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Nixon |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 9:12pm |
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Old Timer
LocationWashington Posts1395 Posts Per Day 0.24 |
One stormy night, while on his way home, his car gets a flat tire. |
| Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever. I WAS WRONG. |
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marshallamps12 |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 9:19pm |
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He parks the car on the side of the road, gets out, and is shocked at what he sees. |
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bert |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 9:32pm |
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LocationThat's me in the corner Posts4233 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
"My God," he thinks, "that is the ugliest hooker I have ever seen!" |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 9:43pm |
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Than the hooker smiles showing her teeth... Some are missing some are still there |
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Antemasque |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 9:52pm |
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Been Around the ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
LocationBaltimore, MD Posts558 Posts Per Day 0.08 |
She smirks at him and says, "Looking for a good time baby?" |
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Nixon |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 9:55pm |
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He replies " Good God, no! I just have a flat tire." |
| Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever. I WAS WRONG. |
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Antemasque |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:01pm |
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Been Around the ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
LocationBaltimore, MD Posts558 Posts Per Day 0.08 |
The woman stares him in the eyes and mumbles the words he has been aching to hear, " Get ya freak on ahh" |
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Chris_MacGuffin |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:05pm |
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Been Around Check out The Last Days Of The Desert Dogs
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"Come on," she pleads, "20 buck'll get you a blowjob," she moves closer, under the moonlight he can see her frail figure, "a quickie and I'm gone", she pulls back her grayed and thinning hair and advances further.
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Nixon |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:08pm |
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He suddenly hurls all over her, thick chucky pieces barf drips from her gray hair. She screams and runs off. |
| Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever. I WAS WRONG. |
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Antemasque |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:13pm |
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LocationBaltimore, MD Posts558 Posts Per Day 0.08 |
He watches her run away, screaming, while leaving a trail of throw up, "Fucking sluts" he says to his self "They can never leave a man alone." |
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Chris_MacGuffin |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:15pm |
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Been Around Check out The Last Days Of The Desert Dogs
LocationWherever I may be Posts998 Posts Per Day 0.14 |
"I'm getting Big Daddy, he'll fuck you up," she yells as she runs into the night. |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:18pm |
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As he waits around for a tow truck sudddenly a truck pulls up that says "Big Daddy's Wagon" Big Daddy gets out with a baseball bat. |
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Nixon |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:23pm |
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Old Timer
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Big Daddy begins to cross the road, but is suddenly struck by the tow truck. |
| Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever. I WAS WRONG. |
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Chris_MacGuffin |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:29pm |
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Been Around Check out The Last Days Of The Desert Dogs
LocationWherever I may be Posts998 Posts Per Day 0.14 |
His muscle torn body is thrown across the street, the bat he held fast in his hand clanks to the ground, a moment passes and no one says a thing. |
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Antemasque |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:34pm |
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Been Around the ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
LocationBaltimore, MD Posts558 Posts Per Day 0.08 |
A homeless man walks to the scene and says, "HOT DAMN!" |
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Nixon |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:38pm |
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Old Timer
LocationWashington Posts1395 Posts Per Day 0.24 |
The homeless man is also struck by the tow truck as it backs up into position. |
| Though earth and man are gone, I thought the cube would last forever. I WAS WRONG. |
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Antemasque |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:41pm |
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Been Around the ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
LocationBaltimore, MD Posts558 Posts Per Day 0.08 |
Uwe Boll is then seen driving down the road....
(this is your chance people) |
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Chris_MacGuffin |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:47pm |
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Been Around Check out The Last Days Of The Desert Dogs
LocationWherever I may be Posts998 Posts Per Day 0.14 |
"Uwe suck harder then a vietnamese prostitute", Joe shouts at him. |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 10:55pm |
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Suddenly Andrew appears behind Joe and taps him on the shoulder... Joe screams... |
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Chris_MacGuffin |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 11:02pm |
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Been Around Check out The Last Days Of The Desert Dogs
LocationWherever I may be Posts998 Posts Per Day 0.14 |
"Oh, it's you, again, I told you, I don't have the money", He says a long breathe of air escapes out ot his lungs. |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 15th, 2005, 11:03pm |
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"Dammit!" Yells Andrew as he stomps off back into his bush. |
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Chris_MacGuffin |
Posted: August 16th, 2005, 2:54am |
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Been Around Check out The Last Days Of The Desert Dogs
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Without warning Uwe Boll finally realises what was said to him and spins around in a screeching and quite illegal U-turn. |
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Antemasque |
Posted: August 16th, 2005, 8:33am |
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Been Around the ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
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Then from the bushes, Andrew comes out in the middle of the road. |
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Martin |
Posted: August 16th, 2005, 9:25am |
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Uwe gets out of his car and squares up to the pair of them "Vat are you two doing out hier Alone in ze Dark? Ahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahah! Who sez ze Germans have no senz of humor? Ahahahahahahahahah! |
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Antemasque |
Posted: August 16th, 2005, 3:35pm |
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Been Around the ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
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Uwe peers over at Andrew, "Zoly Shit itz za zombie" |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 16th, 2005, 3:52pm |
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Andrew attacks Uwe and Joe starts doing the robot. |
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Acroname |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 4:53pm |
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But then, Joe hears a familiar voice call his name from behind and whips around only to see... |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 4:56pm |
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CurseScripts |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:04pm |
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Andy's stomach explodes and an alien baby creature comes out... xD |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:10pm |
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The alien baby creature says, "I fucked your cousin!" and flies back into Andy |
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CurseScripts |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:16pm |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:19pm |
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Uwe falls to the ground and Andrew starts to do the robot with Andy. Joe smiles and crosses the street where he sees Alan Holman. |
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Acroname |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:26pm |
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Joe stops and stares at Alan with a sceptical eye, wondering what the hell is going to happen next. |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:29pm |
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We now realize GHOSTWRITER made a mistake by saying he was staring at Andy when he was talking to Alan. |
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George Willson |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:36pm |
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Of The Ancients Doctor who? Yes, quite right.
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But Andy realizes that Joe was not actually looking at her, but sees a large airplane streaking out of the sky towards their location behind her. |
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Acroname |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 5:43pm |
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The plane plummets out of control, coming closer and closer, its engines growing louder and louder until... |
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George Willson |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 6:30pm |
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Of The Ancients Doctor who? Yes, quite right.
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Alan reveals he is really Elasticman. He morphs into a large trampoline allowing the plane to bounce safely onto the head of Uwe Boll. |
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Huggybear |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 6:33pm |
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Huggybear falls out of a window nearby and says, "Oooh... Fireworks!" |
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George Willson |
Posted: August 19th, 2005, 6:40pm |
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Of The Ancients Doctor who? Yes, quite right.
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Andy looks up at the poor lad and shakes her head with sympathy. |
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Posted: August 19th, 2005, 11:57pm |
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AdministratorBuy the ticket, take the ride
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Andy packs her little pirate hat into a suitcase and gets the hell out of there -- destination U.S.A. (Safe journey, babe!) |
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Posted: August 20th, 2005, 2:11am |
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Memories flash before Huggybear's eyes as the pavement gets ready to smack Huggybear in the face; however, Huggybear's fall towards said pavement is interrupted when Elasticman stretches his arms towards Huggybear, and hugs Huggybear -- in a friendly manner -- while guiding Huggybear safely to the ground. |
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Acroname |
Posted: August 20th, 2005, 7:34am |
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Now out of harm's way, Huggybear wraps his arms tightly around ElasticMan, who's body flexes and contorts like rubber under the tremendous strain. Then they part, and ElasticMan gives Huggy a gallant salute before using two lamp posts to catapult himself high into the air to the cheers of the airplane passangers, who gaze in awe as he disappears into the canyon of skyscrapers. |
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Antemasque |
Posted: January 4th, 2006, 6:44pm |
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Then the world blows up and they all end up on some unknown planet... alone |
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