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Ledbetter
Posted: December 4th, 2010, 11:19pm Report to Moderator
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WOW...

Phones in Viginas, masturbating and elongated clitoris's...

Someone call Ron Jeramy...

We fainally have a script here that can sell...

Shawn.....><
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Shelton
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dude, you're weirding me out now.  don't scare away the goregirl.


Phil


I highly doubt I'm scaring away the chick who digs cell phones in vaginas.   Just concede and bow out like a gentleman.


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dogglebe
Posted: December 4th, 2010, 11:27pm Report to Moderator
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But you dig cell phones in your vagina...


Phil
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Ledbetter
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You two need to get a room...
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You two need to get a room...


Can't.  Mike has a very jealous husband.


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Shelton
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But you dig cell phones in your vagina...


Phil


I do, and I call my vagina Phil.


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Ledbetter
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I feel like I am in a Ziggy Stardust video...
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I do, and I call my vagina Phil.


Do you call your cellphone though?
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Shelton
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Do you call your cellphone though?


Sometimes, but I always get a busy signal.


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Murphy
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Sometimes, but I always get a busy signal.


You don't leave it on vibrate?
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You don't leave it on vibrate?


You don't get the concept of calling a phone from the same phone?


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Murphy
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You don't get the concept of calling a phone from the same phone?


Ahhh, just assumed you might borrow someone elses.

It's amazing what people can do with all this modern technology, I remember all Mrs Murphy used to have was a pager and a fax machine. She used to find walking difficult, but an upside was whenever she went to the loo she always had paper.
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dogglebe
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WTF, Pia?


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Ledbetter
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Brilliant!

It looks like a snapshot from a FRANK ZAPPA video...

Lucky remote...

Ha!

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