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 What the wolf said to the sheep (currently 535 views) |
| Gaara |
| Posted: January 25th, 2006, 8:49pm |
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New  I had an itch on my face...so I scratched it
LocationSunderland, England Posts161 Posts Per Day 0.02 |
Baa Baa Little Sheep
First you die.
Then I Eat |
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| Gaara |
| Posted: January 26th, 2006, 7:33am |
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New I had an itch on my face...so I scratched it
LocationSunderland, England Posts161 Posts Per Day 0.02 |
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow.
I dragged it to my new mates den
to help my small cubs grow |
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| Kevan |
| Posted: January 26th, 2006, 10:10am |
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
You often see her little lamb
But you never saw her bare.. |
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| Kevan |
| Posted: January 26th, 2006, 10:13am |
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Mary had a little lamb
She couldn't stop it bleatin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked it's f***** teeth in!
For all you Americans the garden path is in the backyard.. |
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| bert |
| Posted: January 26th, 2006, 10:22am |
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Administrator Buy the ticket, take the ride
LocationThat's me in the corner Posts4233 Posts Per Day 0.61 |
Mary had a little lamb...
with mint jelly. |
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| Gaara |
| Posted: January 26th, 2006, 11:24am |
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New I had an itch on my face...so I scratched it
LocationSunderland, England Posts161 Posts Per Day 0.02 |
Mary had a little lamb
It bleated all day long
Mary went completeley nuts
and choked it with her thong.
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| Gaara |
| Posted: January 26th, 2006, 7:24pm |
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New I had an itch on my face...so I scratched it
LocationSunderland, England Posts161 Posts Per Day 0.02 |
Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the table to see if they would ...  |
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| Zombie Sean |
| Posted: January 26th, 2006, 10:35pm |
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LocationColorado Posts1547 Posts Per Day 0.23 |
Mary had a meat cleaver That she really had to use So she tested it on her lamb And asked me which part to choose. I said the leg and then the head Or maybe the two eyes And after that I finally knew I had grown out my size. "Poor lamb!" I cried and nearly hurled But Mary shook her head I looked up with my red eyes And Mary just had said: "That lamb was really nothing new And was actually perplexed." She pulled out the meat cleaver And said that I was next. Sean  |
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| -Ben- |
| Posted: January 27th, 2006, 4:33am |
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New Stop reading this and look above!
LocationNunya Posts397 Posts Per Day 0.06 |
(to tune of sune)
Mary was shot brutally, brutally, BRUTALLY,
Mary was shot brutally,
Her brains are on the floor,
When Mary had a little lamb the doctors were surprised,
When Old Mcdonald ahd a farm tehy couldnt believ there eyes.
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| Gaara |
| Posted: January 27th, 2006, 6:11am |
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New I had an itch on my face...so I scratched it
LocationSunderland, England Posts161 Posts Per Day 0.02 |
Mary Mary quite contrary
what are you going to do?
It's simple my dear little lamb.
I'm going to start gutting you |
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| Kevan |
| Posted: January 27th, 2006, 7:07am |
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The invasion of the Slasher Movie guys..
Cor dear... |
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| Gaara |
| Posted: January 27th, 2006, 7:09am |
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New I had an itch on my face...so I scratched it
LocationSunderland, England Posts161 Posts Per Day 0.02 |
Nothing wrong with slasher movies. People knock them all the time for being unoriginal but they are a great way to pass an hour and a half without having to do any serious thinking |
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| Gaara |
| Posted: January 27th, 2006, 7:13am |
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New I had an itch on my face...so I scratched it
LocationSunderland, England Posts161 Posts Per Day 0.02 |
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Act like a sheep
and your throat I'll slit |
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