Where can I find "The Cabin"?

EDIT:  Nevermind.  Found it.  Wish I hadn't.

You don't really want to subject yourself to this Dressel but...

The Cabin

http://www.simplyscripts.net/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?m-1091483938/s-0/

And don't leave comments, thanks.

And for just because you're special, I'll throw in The Cabin part II

http://www.simplyscripts.net/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?m-1216522626/s-10/

I thought the Cabin's thread was locked so no one could post comments...

'cause it's so tempting.


Phil

I think the proudest moment of my time on SS so far was when I saw I had a couple of lines of dialogue in 'Through the Fur Trap, Simply'. Oh, the joys of acceptance!

Well. wot to say.

REEELY wanted to luve dis'un. Red comments b4 reading. Maybe wrong there?

Some phun moments, but for me, sorry, an' I no you're gonna slay me down, but tryin' a bit too hard.

Wot do I no. Nuffink. Just a shambolic shambles.

Now dat's phunny. No? O.K. Never culd right comedy. Maybe dat's d prob.

Over and way, way outta here.

Em.

emcee...I don't want to be harsh, but how do you expect people to take your scripts seriously when you write like that? If you want to be a pro one day. You can't write like that...

Not harsh, me.

Knew I was in for a shallakin'.

Maybe will never make it, but along d way will be 'onest.

D'you have stuff I can read?

Would appreciate that.

Em.

What the Hell is up with this gibberish talk?  Am I missing something here?

It's irritating as shit!

Not meaning to irritate.

Just havin' fun.

Life's too short, too serious, but it goes on.

Em.

Quoted from jwent6688 The comments are the best part.

There used to be a ton of them, but they were deleted so the thread wouldn't heat up and start a fire.

Quoted from emcee Maybe will never make it, but along d way will be 'onest. D'you have stuff I can read? Would appreciate that.

That's fine. Everyone here appreciates honesty. I'm being honest when I tell you that people might not take you serious as a writer if you butcher the language like that. That's all.  

I don't really have anything that needs reading. Might post something soon though.  

Quoted from emcee Not meaning to irritate. Just havin' fun. Life's too short, too serious, but it goes on.

All this does is irritate others, Emcee.  You can't be a writer if you don't respect the language.  


Phil

It's actually always nice to see this one resurrected. It wasn't the first "Simply" script, but did spark a renaissance anyway. #747 was finally finished by its author sometime after we wrote this (#747 Script). The author inundated us with "Coming Soon's" and then some story about how his girlfriend lost the disk, etc. etc. Seriously, the tale of its writing was more interesting than the final script. Kevin Revie is still on the boards and posts occasionally, but sadly, he had his series, The A-List, removed even before SimplyNoir went up. He was quite obsessed over Paris Hilton at the time though. Trailer Runs/Security actually did post far worse gibberish than anyone we'd ever seen before. His "dialogue" is quite authentic, I assure you. And Mr. Holman still endlessly pimps Banana Chan to this day...except now he does it on Facebook. Simplynoir was not only a parody of the people, but went beyond that to parody the state of the boards, various opinions, people's scripts, and even a fair amount of real life in there. Most of the characters reference some script they wrote in some fashion (though Wesley's is simply the line "I've had Better Days" in reference to his series). I don't believe the Cabin is referenced anywhere in this one because it wasn't a hot topic at the time. People have occasionally asked about a sequel, but Bert and I have never seriously considered it.

But thanks for reading and enjoying it.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and Dogglebe's character is 100% correct.

Hey George.

Total respect for you and your writing. Just my opinion.

Phil, you know I revere you. But sumtimes, we gotta relax. The serious part is writing the screenplay. Correct?

No offense, really.

Em

You can have all the fun you want, Em, but what you post on the boards affects how other see you as a writer and how they respect you.  This affects, to a point, whether or not people read your scripts.

There are been people, in the past who posted on the boards like they were texting on a rollercoaster.  It gets annoying to read.

And if you don't have fun writing scripts, then you shouldn't be doing it.


Phil

...you know the boards are slow when all the action is in the Simply Noir thread!  

Where is everyone??