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bert
Posted: January 4th, 2006, 7:27pm Report to Moderator
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I don't have anything to open up a PdF file.
Am i in this? haha


I'll probably be checking the boards again tonight, Andrew.  And yeah, you're in it.

If you want to see this, gimme an e-mail address and I can send you a Word file.  I guess that applies to anybody.

[Heritic:  Some of the jokes are easier to catch than others...]


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I didn't make the cut? Either way this is really funny stuff.

-Zavier


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I WAS WRONG.
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Well.........hahahahahahaha! Mainly the pages 15, 16, 17! George as a Drink-Man is hilarious! Very, very smart way to tell a short story, guys!!!
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Hey you two,

Can’t I say anything without some over observant psycho meticulous plotters blowing it up?

I laughed so hard throughout this. It was so inspired. You guys are like evil geniuses plotting destruction.

Seriously, it was really cute and very funny. I had to run out after reading and I just had a smile on my face all the way to the store.

Thanks for the laugh.


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Don
Posted: January 4th, 2006, 11:35pm Report to Moderator
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I'm glad this is well received.  I read through it twice before posting it.  Then I went back and read the threads of the scripts of the folks who have cameos in this (including Bert's and George's scripts).  Then I realized that these guys really did their homework.   This isn't stuff just pulled from the discussion board, but it also has some subtle allusions to the scripts of the characters or habits that can only be gleaned if you have instant messaged a particular individual (o.k. - spoiler - Wesley has almost never written "haha" in any of his posts.  He only does that when he IM's people).

It is a brilliant, idiosyncratic piece of work.


Don


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That I can't read.  It wont open.  Help?  I assume I'm in it after seeing heretic's jack black party comment.

Anyway, any chance I can read this?


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George Willson
Posted: January 4th, 2006, 11:49pm Report to Moderator
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Wow, Don commented on a script. I'm gonna cry.    So unworthy... So unworthy...

Thanks, Don, for the kind words. And thanks to everyone who has given it reads so far. We were kind of nervous about how everyone would take it. I notice Wes and Phil haven't chimed in, but thanks all for having a look.

And Mr. Higgins, PM Bert. He has the final doc file.


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I'll be looking at it tomorrow.

Funny how we both posted humorous film noir shorts in the same week.


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Alan_Holman
Posted: January 5th, 2006, 1:00am Report to Moderator
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I need to read this.  I'm using a Sega Dreamcast for internet, therefore I can only read it if it's in .txt or .html or .htm

Can someone e-mail me the text of it or something?

Oh ... if I'm not in it, nevermind.
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Alan_Holman
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radiomovie2002@yahoo.ca is my e-mail address.  If someone could send me a .txt file of this, or a link to an html version, I'd say "thank you"
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bert
Posted: January 5th, 2006, 1:24am Report to Moderator
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Yes Alan, you are in this.  But fair warning -- you got the same treatment that we gave everybody  

I can send you a Doc file, but it sounds like you can't look at that either, and I don't know about that other stuff.

George, if I send you the final Doc file could you help Alan and those like him?


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Alan_Holman
Posted: January 5th, 2006, 1:31am Report to Moderator
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.txt or .htm or .html -- or copy the entire text of the script into an e-mail to me.  

Gotta see.  A good roast is fine -- I just like to know about it
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Cans someone else send me a doc file?

I want to know what everyone is laughing about.


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or copy the entire text of the script into an e-mail to me


Do you think that would work?  It's, like, 30 pages, and God knows what will happen to the formatting.

That'll be a last resort if George can't do you any better, OK?

Check your mail, ET.  I already sent one to you and Andrew.

And please -- any more doc requests by PM.  The thread is for story-stuff.


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George Willson
Posted: January 5th, 2006, 2:20am Report to Moderator
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Quoted from bert
Yes Alan, you are in this.  But fair warning -- you got the same treatment that we gave everybody  

I can send you a Doc file, but it sounds like you can't look at that either, and I don't know about that other stuff.

George, if I send you the final Doc file could you help Alan and those like him?


Html would be a pain because you had some preset margins in there. However, if I can make a pretty html file, maybe Don could add a second link for it.


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