Hopefully, they're all busy reading my scripts.


Phil

Quoted from dogglebe Hopefully, they're all busy reading my scripts. Phil

Did anyone expect Phil to say anything else?

Hey, if I don't whore my scripts, who will?


Phil (whore)

Oi...what is going on with this thread?  Can't leave you darn kids alone for a minute.

Quoted from jwent6688 Didn't get why Cindy threw the cantolope...

First off, thank you for looking, James -- which was nearly lost amid the turmoil.

I think my good pal George addressed all of your burning questions, apart from the cantaloupe, which is such an obscure reference I think all of 3 people might have gotten it.

This script, unfortunately, was written for a specific audience at a specific point in time -- so it did come with an expiration date -- which has long since passed.  I am cheered that you extracted what amusement you could.

Quoted from Grandma Bear My personal favorites are one that Bert wrote. Simply BBQ, I think...

Thank you, Pia -- though I fear that many of the same caveats that apply to this script apply to that one.

Quoted from emcee ...tryin' a bit too hard.

You might want to take that phrase to the mirror, emcee.

Thank you for taking a look, of course, but your subsequent contributions are a bit frown-inducing.

On a board of writers, we do try to avoid crimes against grammar as best we might -- an oasis of sorts, seeking refuge from the damage text-speak inflicts upon our beloved written word -- as opposed to embracing such aberrations.

Just something to consider.

Okay  - WTF?  

Actually, mostly kidding - I did have this one explained to me by my "inside source."  

Unfortunately, a lot of the featured characters don't seem to be on the boards any longer...so I didn't get quite a few of the jokes.  But Bert - what's with the haha?  

Quoted from wonkavite WTF?...a lot of the featured characters don't seem to be on the boards any longer

I really wish this one were funnier today, Wonks.

You will just have to trust George and I that "back in the day" this was ground-breaking, cutting-edge hilarity.

I trust that at the very least you enjoyed the trip to the back room at Dogglebe's.

Quoted from wonkavite I did have this one explained to me by my "inside source."

Be sure to ask your "source" about "Alan" -- if he hasn't offered up an explanation already.

The sputtering fits that ensue should be well worth the trouble.

Quoted from wonkavite ...what's with the haha?

A joke that is past its expiration date -- and even less funny if you have to explain -- though I suppose it is kind of funny that I now find myself doing the same thing haha.

Thanks for the look at a little SS ancient history.