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I checked out the main page of SS and was confronted with an ad. Yes, the bills have to be paid, so doing my bit, I clicked on -- "Who is your celebrity cell mate." You've probably seen it. I answered numerous questions, hoping my cell mate would be Lindsay Lohan. I know most of the public thinks she's a slut. Maybe she is; maybe she isn't. If her last name was Beatty, though, we wouldn't ask such questions. We'd just admire her.
Yes, I know she does drugs. Big deal. Everyone does drugs, Prozac, Viagra, whatever. Some are legal, some aren't. It's just too bad that some, given their "drug of choice" end up in jail. It's incredibly hypocritical ~ we watch TV and pretend to have virtues, morals, etc.,yet, pop pills, down drinks, anything to get us through the night.
But we're good people. We should be proud ~ at least we're not like her, or, worse yet, her parents. It's a good thing we're not human. It's nice to be perfect.
Somewhere, I read that the last perfect christian died on the cross. I wish all the other "perfect" christians would do the same. Perhaps then we could get past this idea that people who have medical problems, like alcoholism, are sinners.
Anyway, in the end, I was asked for an e-mail address. I refused to give it -- get too much spam already.
I checked out the main page of SS and was confronted with an ad. Yes, the bills have to be paid, so doing my bit, I clicked on -- "Who is your celebrity cell mate." You've probably seen it. I answered numerous questions, hoping my cell mate would be Lindsay Lohan. I know most of the public thinks she's a slut. Maybe she is; maybe she isn't. If her last name was Beatty, though, we wouldn't ask such questions. We'd just admire her.
Yes, I know she does drugs. Big deal. Everyone does drugs, Prozac, Viagra, whatever. Some are legal, some aren't. It's just too bad that some, given their "drug of choice" end up in jail. It's incredibly hypocritical ~ we watch TV and pretend to have virtues, morals, etc.,yet, pop pills, down drinks, anything to get us through the night.
But we're good people. We should be proud ~ at least we're not like her, or, worse yet, her parents. It's a good thing we're not human. It's nice to be perfect.
Somewhere, I read that the last perfect christian died on the cross. I wish all the other "perfect" christians would do the same. Perhaps then we could get past this idea that people who have medical problems, like alcoholism, are sinners.
Anyway, in the end, I was asked for an e-mail address. I refused to give it -- get too much spam already.
Whatever,
Seth
As for the drugs-thing and Lindsay Lohan, I don't object so much to her doing illicit drugs but the manner in which she does. She obviously has no control over it, which is evident from her numerous incidents involving crashed cars. I believe it is possible to do (most) drugs responsibly, but the reason why there is a law against is it exactly because of "party people" like Lindsay Lohan.
Also, it should be noted that just because you drink heavily and go to rehab it doesn't mean you're an alcoholic or have a physical craving for it. It could just mean you're spoilt and really LIKE to drink. Going to rehab is as much a publicity stunt as anything.
That's what I can't stand about Lindsay, Paris, Nicole and the rest. It's all about the excess lifestyle. Excess drugs, excess money, excess exposure. Gimme, gimme, gimme, me, me, me!
You wouldn't know it from watching TV, but there are far more fascinating people out there, and out here that could use just a little attention.
...
*Roared the insignificant speck of dust.
"The Flux capacitor. It's what makes time travel possible."
You're absolutely right. If Lindsay can't drink or do drugs responsibly -- and by that I mean, at the very least, not getting behind the wheel of a car, she shouldn't engage in such activities. I do think she has a real problem (unlike some who go to treatment simply to improve their image).
I just think it's hypocritcal the way the public so hates her.
I think 3.5 million views vs. 12,000 has more to do with people hoping to spy clips from "One night in Paris" than press coverage, which is pretty sad when you're on YouTube. I'd bet the teeny-boppers contribute quite heavily to that as well.
I remember seeing some clips online about a year ago, about amn autistic kid who was an equipment manager for a HS basketball team. The coach gave him some time to play during the last game of the season and he lit it up, hitting I think 6 threes.
DAMMIT! LOL! And there I was thinking this was a proper question to the folks here!(minus a quiz)... My answer would have been.... drumroll please... BORAT! Ok, Sacha Baron Cohen, lol! GOOD TIMES!
I checked out the main page of SS and was confronted with an ad. Yes, the bills have to be paid, so doing my bit, I clicked on -- "Who is your celebrity cell mate." You've probably seen it. I answered numerous questions, hoping my cell mate would be Lindsay Lohan. I know most of the public thinks she's a slut. Maybe she is; maybe she isn't. If her last name was Beatty, though, we wouldn't ask such questions. We'd just admire her.
Yes, I know she does drugs. Big deal. Everyone does drugs, Prozac, Viagra, whatever. Some are legal, some aren't. It's just too bad that some, given their "drug of choice" end up in jail. It's incredibly hypocritical ~ we watch TV and pretend to have virtues, morals, etc.,yet, pop pills, down drinks, anything to get us through the night.
But we're good people. We should be proud ~ at least we're not like her, or, worse yet, her parents. It's a good thing we're not human. It's nice to be perfect.
Somewhere, I read that the last perfect christian died on the cross. I wish all the other "perfect" christians would do the same. Perhaps then we could get past this idea that people who have medical problems, like alcoholism, are sinners.
Anyway, in the end, I was asked for an e-mail address. I refused to give it -- get too much spam already.
Whatever,
Seth
I am sorry, but the shear stupidity of this is astounding. How can you equate detrimental drugs, like cocaine, with a drug like Prozac and Viagra? Do you know how stupid you sound?
Cocaine is a drug with one purpose, and one purpose only. To dull the senses and make dumb people dumber.
Prozac is a drug that helps people with OCD,depression and Panic disorder. No one takes Prozac to get high or forget there troubles. It effects REAL medical conditions.
Viagra is another drug that is not taken to forget how crappy ones life is. Are there idiots that take it just to stay hard longer? Sure, but it was not meant to be a "party drug" it was meant to give older men there sexual prow-less back.
I have few vices. I like Cigars and Pipe tobacco on occasion. I have been known to go 6 months or more without even touching a cigar. I drink rarely,and have never been drunk. I have been depressed since I was 12, and never taken meds for it because of my own personal beliefs. Oh how do I ever make it through the night without being a drug addicted alcoholic? Oh yeah, the old fashion way...NORMALY!
Notice the difference between Lohan and I? I am responsible for my actions and don't blame it on "drugs" Responsibility to the responsible. She has no one to blame but her self.
Drug and Alcohol abuse are not medical conditions, there the products of weak willed individuals and losers. Lohan is a loser. Anyone that does hard drugs or drinks like a siv to "escape" are nothing but losers. She'll be washed up, has been before she even hits 30.
Cocaine ruined one of my aunts life, because she was a loser. She killed herself. I wish Lohan would follow suit.
Oh, by the way. Not everyone who comes out against idiots like Lohan are "Christan" who think there perfect. I can tell you there is a whole culture of intelligent people out there who are against hard drugs and Alcohol abuse and the losers that use and abuse them and are not Christan.
Now who's sounding stupid? Drugs are drugs, no matter what their purposes are.
People are weak, I'll give you that. But that doesn't mean they're losers. And to say that you wish Lohan would follow suit is wrong on so many levels. Sure, she's a little weird, but I believe she could be the Meryl of our generation (the 20 somethings) if she just got off it and started working.
Yeah, that's a lot to say, but I think the girl's got talent. More talent than anyone else her age.
It'd be a really, really sad day if she committed suicide.
(PS: This message has been really hard to type without coming across as an asshole. What you've said is really offensive. I also don't think Lindsay's gotten herself mixed up in Scientology, yet. God help her if she does.)
I am sorry, but the shear stupidity of this is astounding. How can you equate detrimental drugs, like cocaine, with a drug like Prozac and Viagra? Do you know how stupid you sound?
Cocaine is a drug with one purpose, and one purpose only. To dull the senses and make dumb people dumber.
Prozac is a drug that helps people with OCD,depression and Panic disorder. No one takes Prozac to get high or forget there troubles. It effects REAL medical conditions.
Viagra is another drug that is not taken to forget how crappy ones life is. Are there idiots that take it just to stay hard longer? Sure, but it was not meant to be a "party drug" it was meant to give older men there sexual prow-less back.
Yeah...except:
Cocaine is still used medicinally as a local anesthetic and vasoconstrictor in Europe. In the United States cocaine was once used to treat sinusitis, hay fever, depression, chronic fatigue and for appetite suppression. It has not been used as medicine in the U.S. since 1914.
n the form of leaf powder or tea, coca is taken for toothache, ulcers, rheumatism, asthma, and even malaria. Coca tea is often served to tourists arriving in hotels and inns in the high Andes as a remedy for the nausea, dizziness, and headache of soroche (altitude sickness). Unlike other stimulants, coca is also a local anesthetic. The juice of the leaf can be applied to soothe eye irritations or gargled for hoarseness and sore throat. Coca leaves are also used as a topical anesthetic for mouth sores. Coca contains minerals, vitamin C, and some B vitamins, and it is sometimes said to be an important source of these nutrients in the Andean diet.
Today cocaine is used in medicine mainly as a topical anesthetic in eye, ear, nose, and throat surgery and fiber tube optical examinations of the upper respiratory and digestive tracts. It has a combination of properties that cannot be duplicated by any of the synthetic local anesthetics: intense constriction of blood vessels (important whenever bleeding must be prevented), long duration of anesthesia (one hour), and low toxicity.
I have few vices. I like Cigars and Pipe tobacco on occasion. I have been known to go 6 months or more without even touching a cigar. I drink rarely,and have never been drunk. I have been depressed since I was 12, and never taken meds for it because of my own personal beliefs. Oh how do I ever make it through the night without being a drug addicted alcoholic? Oh yeah, the old fashion way...NORMALY!
So are you still depressed? How exactly did you cope with it? I'm not sure what "normally" entails? You stopped thinking about it and it went away?
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Notice the difference between Lohan and I? I am responsible for my actions and don't blame it on "drugs" Responsibility to the responsible. She has no one to blame but her self.
I agree she's irresponsible. But what are you taking responsibility for?
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Drug and Alcohol abuse are not medical conditions, there the products of weak willed individuals and losers. Lohan is a loser. Anyone that does hard drugs or drinks like a siv to "escape" are nothing but losers. She'll be washed up, has been before she even hits 30.
Cocaine ruined one of my aunts life, because she was a loser. She killed herself. I wish Lohan would follow suit.
Oh, by the way. Not everyone who comes out against idiots like Lohan are "Christan" who think there perfect. I can tell you there is a whole culture of intelligent people out there who are against hard drugs and Alcohol abuse and the losers that use and abuse them and are not Christan.
Remember, just say NO to Scientology kids.
There is a chemical reaction and physichal dependence in certain drugs; if you wish to dispute this you best come up with more than a personal anecdote to back that up. I'm sorry be so harsh about it, but having something tragic happen to a family member does not make you an expert on the bio-chemical effects of illicit drugs.
And it is possibly to do "hard" drugs responsibly. Most people just don't. Which is why there are laws against them.
"The Flux capacitor. It's what makes time travel possible."
I like Lindsey Lohan, and I wish the best for her, even though her interest in Alien 5 might be directly tied to her continued substance abuse issues.
I wil also concur that people are over-medicated, and I have no love for the drug companys whatsoever, as they own the US Congress. (Thanks alot, Merck. They know what they did.)
I will, however, state my opinion that marijuana should be legally available to consenting adults, just as alcohol is.
That being said, regardless of any stupid data phishing website, I'd like to request the mighty Tenacious D as celebrity cellmates, as this tyranny has gone on long enough...All hail the Two Kings! Long Live the D!
Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently - Dove Chocolate Wrapper
Cocaine is still used medicinally as a local anesthetic and vasoconstrictor in Europe. In the United States cocaine was once used to treat sinusitis, hay fever, depression, chronic fatigue and for appetite suppression. It has not been used as medicine in the U.S. since 1914.
n the form of leaf powder or tea, coca is taken for toothache, ulcers, rheumatism, asthma, and even malaria. Coca tea is often served to tourists arriving in hotels and inns in the high Andes as a remedy for the nausea, dizziness, and headache of soroche (altitude sickness). Unlike other stimulants, coca is also a local anesthetic. The juice of the leaf can be applied to soothe eye irritations or gargled for hoarseness and sore throat. Coca leaves are also used as a topical anesthetic for mouth sores. Coca contains minerals, vitamin C, and some B vitamins, and it is sometimes said to be an important source of these nutrients in the Andean diet.
Today cocaine is used in medicine mainly as a topical anesthetic in eye, ear, nose, and throat surgery and fiber tube optical examinations of the upper respiratory and digestive tracts. It has a combination of properties that cannot be duplicated by any of the synthetic local anesthetics: intense constriction of blood vessels (important whenever bleeding must be prevented), long duration of anesthesia (one hour), and low toxicity.
Who cares what cocaine was used for in ye olden times. Tobacco leaves were used as medicine before as well, but we don't use that anymore do we? Now like Coke,it is used for non medicinal porposes. At least in the U.S.
So are you still depressed? How exactly did you cope with it? I'm not sure what "normally" entails? You stopped thinking about it and it went away?[/quote]
I have my family. I write. I Game. I live. I go on. That is all I need. I have not ever stopped being depressed and proably will always be depressed. This is the way I am and shall be
I agree she's irresponsible. But what are you taking responsibility for?[/quote]
For myself, my choices and my life. I can drink in moderation. I can smoke in moderation. I don't make the choice to get into a car drunk. I don't get high and drive. Drugs and Alcohol are not the bad guys here, Lohan is. Regardless of what toxic substance is in her system, she still made a choice. stupid people do stupid things because they are STUPID, not because of what they ingested.
There is a chemical reaction and physichal dependence in certain drugs; if you wish to dispute this you best come up with more than a personal anecdote to back that up. I'm sorry be so harsh about it, but having something tragic happen to a family member does not make you an expert on the bio-chemical effects of illicit drugs.[/quote]
For some, sure. There is no denying that a drug like Herion is one hell of a drug to kick. Time and again it has been proven. But only a loser would do a drug like that in the first place.
And it is possibly to do "hard" drugs responsibly. Most people just don't. Which is why there are laws against them.[/quote]
I am sure you could do non-medicinal drugs responsibly, but those people are still losers.
ABsteel
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Now who's sounding stupid? Drugs are drugs, no matter what their purposes are.
This is more offensive then my lohan/suicide thing.