Phil, I hate you!

Not because of the "theme", but because you're on Turks and Caicos...1 of the islands I've always wanted to get to before it turns into just another island paradise.

Send us pics...of the local babes...and vacationing babes...oh yeah, and the water and shit too.

I think my script will take place in the ocean just outside Turks.  My other script will take place on Caicos.

If I enter, that is...

Will they take place at Bikini Bottom and Bikini Top?

...and no bikini...

You might offend Sponge Bob with that comment...or maybe not

And the clock ticks on.

Silence is golden. It's very quiet round here. The baying of cows and sheep. And the occasional car fulla folk fulla drink can be heard.

But I lika silence. Shitehouses. I was looking at one earlier. Interesting design. Very efficient. Shifted shite quite quick.

Ahem.

I shall be reviewing a script shortly. Unless something else happens.

Pass the tequila bartender. I thankyou. God it's hot. Cook the nuts offa monkey it would. Holidays are nice aren't they? Pass the suncream please waiter. I thankyou.

Woulda go shop and get me some fags and some cake? You will? Wow. Keep the fecking change kid. Nah, yar alright, like.

God it's hot.

I really must adjust the fire. I may have to take my shirt off.

And then the trouble starts.

Ahum. Ba de ba.

Sunday Bloody Sunday tomorrow. Do you know Alan Partridge, Phil? Thought not.

How much is a flight to New York? Really? That cheap? Wow. I may pay a visit. I gotta a lotta friends in New York. Irish friends. They're very helpful. Nice lads. Handy too.

Now. I must be getting to bed. Duty calls in the morning.

Me being a good boy I must observe the Sabbath. Even if it's if Black.

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy

Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?

I doubt it. Ho hum. Life goes on. As does the clock.

I go to Paris, I go to London, I go to Rome, and I always say, 'There's no place like New York. It's the most exciting city in the world now. That's the way it is. That's it.

There is a certain combination of anarchy and discipline in the way I work.

You'll have time to rest when you're dead.

And, as Alan Partridge used to say "On that bombshell" I shall depart. This time tomorrow is my deadline Puppet. Boy I can be a right twat when risen. We shall see.

Love and misses,

R x

Ditto.

When's this due? I hadn't even seen this thread.

Friday night, Reep.  Just got the weakass challenge last night.

This theme was also a source of conflict in Shark Tale.

I like guitars. And fellas who can play them. Even women can. Sometimes.

Love and licks,

R

Silence. It's golden. And often. Looks like I'll have to presume holidays are very enjoyable and start reading. Ho hum.

Now den. Where's my shovel?

R

Note that the carnivore shooting the vegan and declaring that "dinner's on" is cannibalism and wouldn't exactly fit the theme. Besides, it's such an obvious "twist" that I sincerely hope no one tries it.

Darn it. Now I have to start over.

Is the selected script going to IScript? Saw the logo next to the submission page but Don normally says that it will be in the post... not that I'm entering, or am I?

Am I the only one still staring at a blank page here?