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Murphy
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what ever that acronym for rolling on the floor laughing is, yeah, that's what i'm doing.
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what ever that acronym for rolling on the floor laughing is, yeah, that's what i'm doing.


=ROTFLMAO

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I never got treated like this at Movie Poet. . .

Let's invade Poland Instead. . .

Phil, you almost broke him, but he's got too much moxie!!!

Brilliant!!      
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hahaha GM that was amazing! Good stuff man, very funny.


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This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. I'm sill laughing!

Let's invade Poland instead...


You, my good sir, are a genius.


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Fan-fucking-tastic!

Superb work Murphy.


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Congratulations! It's was  hilarious! Reminds me the German joke with the Monty Python (it's actually a compliment). I'm sure even Bruno Ganz (the German actor playing Hitler) would be proud of you.

Though I can't help thinking you'd have wrote a script for the OWC instead

Good job man

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Funneee!!!

k, I'm playing it again.


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This will never get old.  We need more things like this.


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I normally just watch from the sidelines, but for this I had to log in and say BRAVO!  Very funny.


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LOVED IT!!!! See, those SS bits never get old. I loved the part where he told everyone who is playing the OWC to leave the room, and they almost all did. And the punchline was awesome. I laughed the whole way through.


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Haha brilliant
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Funny! lol. A classic.
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I am on vacation -- on the road -- and just popped into that weird OWC challenge thread -- and was worried things were getting a little too weird this time around.

Then I stopped in on this thread -- and I knew everything was alright.

Sheer lunatic brilliance.  Easily the funniest thing on this board in many, many months.

Hats off, man.  Hats off.

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Not bad.  Acting and sound and lighting - not bad.  Costume - could have spent a little more effort to be more in the period.   Dialogue could use some work.  Webmaster of dorky website SimplyScripts probably should have spent more time on website naming.  Abbreviation of SimplyScripts as "SS" for website going over well with some groups, not so well with others, e.g., B'nai B'rith.      Good first effort.  It made me nod.

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Phil ruined me


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Murphy
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Thanks for the nice comments guys, even a compliment from our esteemed host himself. I do feel honored.

It is not original, there are quite a few of these hitler spoofs on YouTube, some of them are hilarious, so it was not an idea that I came up with from scratch. Of course though the Simply Scripts spin was all me.

I do want to point out that this was not intended to be a dig at Phil, he does a great job of organizing the OWC and some up the shit he gets is a little unfair, although to be honest I do think most of it is good natured and tongue in cheek. This clip was inspired by the grief Phil got and should not be taken in anyway as criticism of Phil.

I probably don't need to say that, most people here will know that hopefully.

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Top stuff Gary!


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I saw one of these posted on the Watchmen review thread about the new ending they'd come up with for the film. but this one was definitely funnier than that. Good job!

"Oh, let's just go invade Poland instead."


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Haha man, that was genius. Well played sir, well played indeed.


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I'd be ROTFL if i was hip enough to know what that meant...Balls-tastic....


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