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Ah, let's begin with reading one to ease me into reading mood. Hmm, Goofed link doesn't seem to work, I was hoping the rugged Cowboy is none other than Sam himself. Let's try The Revenge.
Well... Err, after finishing it, I highly doubt this is a pisser. Although the script is terrible in every way imaginable, it seems to have been written by someone who has a very very poor grasp of the English language. It's as if you used Google translate to merge over every single sentence and then turned it into script form. You also seem to create random words and pretend they're real. What is 'genopride'?
I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel bad, I honestly don't think this a pisstake. But then the logline is written well which makes me think otherwise.
With regard to a separate link for pissers. I burned through the scripts prior to posting. I tried to identify obvious 'pissers' (in other words, the writer intended to write a 'bad' script or spoof the theme) I grouped them together and identified them so that readers could make his/her own decision on whether to read the script or not.
I read 'Weakness', I think it was trying to poke fun at scripts with flowery prose. John Senior and John Junior's intro takes up half the first page. I found the ending to be hilarious, could not stop laughing. A worthy effort for a pisser, could've fit the parameters if you set this all outside. Love the hockey puck line and that 1 page monologue.
GRANDMOTHER I had too much fat on my body. The pacific northwest spirits did not treat me as well as they should
FAT MAN (CONT’D) See, even you, a little 12 year boy who has found miraculous discovery in the Pacific Northwest, which could alter mankind as we now know it, ..... stating the obvious makes me laugh out loud
Even Derek Jeter makes an apperance... even though he's playing the wrong sport
This was soooo bad it was funny
I don't care what anyone says... I love a pisser/spoof, it breaks up the monotony
Oh my god... I just read You Dun' Goofed. This is honestly the best pisser I've ever read.
From the title page to the appearance of Jeff, Stevie, Ryan, Kevin and James. I'm not sure I understand all the references but I thought this was absolutely hilarious. This was almost perfect but sadly, the intentionally poor writing does let it down. Regardless, this is a must read. "(true green Aussie accent)" lmao , whoever wrote this definitely has some kind of hidden anger towards Australians.
This is a pretty talented pisser writer here. Some downright horrendously hilarious writing on display - the constant, inane asides, the writer notes, the crazy descriptions, and of course, the classic "baby pussy" line(s).
Wasn't a big fan of the huge monologue and I also think the profanity went a bit overboard, but I truly laughed my fucking ass off several times on every page.
I actually mean this honestly - ever writer can take notes from this on what not to do and the sad thing is that many writers do write like this (to a degree) and they do it in a serious attempt to write a script. Read this and understand that you don't want to ever write like this unless you've just finished your 14th tall boy and really, and I mean fucking really have to take a giant piss.
Well done - I think I know who took this big old hairy piss.
To ski or not to ski...that's not even a question.
Damn...I don't know if I can take this. I'm already laughing so hard, my baby asshole hurts.
Just downright horrendous opening - the misspellings, the missing words, the horrific sentence structure, the name Jong Jong, the FADE TO:, SUPERIMPOSE:, all of it...every fucking single damn thing! Hilarious...and I'm only on the 2nd passage!
I need a smoke...be right back...
Love the orphans running around - you could start an orphanage with all these little shits.
The grammar is just horrendously hilarious!
Love Jong Jong's death! OMG...fucking unreal.
"Toze"? I don't get it, but I'm thrilled Jong Jong has come back to life, albeit shortly.
"...he does in Little boy's hand." - Love it! Damn, dude, I may have to piss myself...but I can't, cuz I'm sitting on a $1,200 chair. Maybe I should go outside and just start pissing all over the place? Yeah...I think I better...be right back...
OK so Toze is Little boy's name - hilarious, but it's beginning to be too much, even for me. Maybe I shouldn't have released so much urine outside, all over everything I could think of pissing on.
Derek Jeter - Love it! More urine is rising in my bladder again. Thank you.
nuclear power - LOL! "the man your man could smell like - HA! I've seen this line before, and it's till quite hilarious. Damn...
love son - Fuck, man, you're killing me!
You sneaky Lucifer - I an't hold this newly developed urine much longer.
Can I have the pussy please? - Oh shit. seriously, you're killing me over here!
Hilarious! Written by the same writer as pisser #1? Oh my God!!!!
To ski or not to ski...that's not even a question.