Quoted from dogglebe Christ, do I hate you, James... Phil

Godammit Phil, now you're going to have screenrider on your tail.

Quoted from mcornetto Godammit Phil, now you're going to have screenrider on your tail.

"Did you know Jesus was a Jew?"

Jesus was the original zombie - that is if you don't count Lazarus.

Quoted from mcornetto Jesus was the original zombie - that is if you don't count Lazarus.

But he wasn't cool, though. Zombies are supposed to be cool. I mean, they believe in teamwork and there's no in-fighting and everyone is treated to a decent meal. Plus, they're not racist, sexist, overly religious, obsessed with celebrities, etc.

Zombies are fucking awesome.

Hey Blonde, how bout you write page one of a zombie story and we repeat the process, tryin to avoid the problems we encountered with the last collabo-script.

Quoted from Ryan1 Hey Blonde, how bout you write page one of a zombie story and we repeat the process, tryin to avoid the problems we encountered with the last collabo-script.

That'd be tough, though. We'd have to decide on when it takes place during the apocalypse, if it's an origin story, location, etc. That's why I thought the idea of multiple different stories. That way, we can have many people, many locations, different times during the apocalypse.

This isn't the type of thing to benefit from the "one page at a time" thing.

Zombies are traditionally "mindless". What constitutes "mindless"? And if you think you might have an idea, then why not write a script about Smart Zombies-- those evolved ones in their chosen trade.

I would like to see a script with Smart Zombies helping the Mindless Ones to evolve.

Sandra

Quoted from Sandra Elstree. Zombies are traditionally "mindless". What constitutes "mindless"? And if you think you might have an idea, then why not write a script about Smart Zombies-- those evolved ones in their chosen trade. I would like to see a script with Smart Zombies helping the Mindless Ones to evolve. Sandra

What about a world far in the future where zombies have evolved into an intelligent species and the humans have become mute and primitive? And some astronaut from the past can land there and be captured by them only to learn later that it is the future of his planet.

Quoted from mcornetto What about a world far in the future where zombies have evolved into an intelligent species and the humans have become mute and primitive? And some astronaut from the past can land there and be captured by them only to learn later that it is the future of his planet.

Isn't that Planet of the Apes?  

Sandra

Quoted from Sandra Elstree. Isn't that Planet of the Apes?   Sandra

No, it's Planet of the Zombies.  

Just seeing if you were paying attention.

Quoted from mcornetto No, it's Planet of the Zombies.   Just seeing if you were paying attention.

I pay attention, but the trouble is, "it" has an attention of its own.

Truthfully, I don't remember the last Zombie movie I watched. Only
Zombies I remember are from Michael Jackson's Thriller.  

Sandra

Quoted from mcornetto Jesus was the original zombie - that is if you don't count Lazarus.

Quoted from Mr. Blonde But he wasn't cool, though. Zombies are supposed to be cool. I mean, they believe in teamwork and there's no in-fighting and everyone is treated to a decent meal. Plus, they're not racist, sexist, overly religious, obsessed with celebrities, etc.

Taking jabs at Jesus?   That's definitely not a good idea.  
Romans 14:11  

Quoted from screenrider Taking jabs at Jesus?   That's definitely not a good idea.   Romans 14:11

I had this whole really long reply set-up, but why argue with Screenrider? He believes his thing and I believe my thing. We're not going to change each other's opinion.

Friends? =)

P.S. Technically, it's true. Jesus was the first zombie...

Quoted from Mr. Blonde I had this whole really long reply set-up, but why argue with Screenrider? He believes his thing and I believe my thing. We're not going to change each other's opinion. Friends? =) P.S. Technically, it's true. Jesus was the first zombie...

No. The first Zombies must have happened in pre-biblical times. Seriously, guys. The Bible and part and portions, before translations of The Torah, is not that old.

Right now I'm ready to set up a temple for Blonde and call him a god. Why not?! He's a living and breathing miracle! Just as the how many billion on this planet.

Kay, now I've freaked myself out.   Like doing that a lot. Thrills.

Sandra

Quoted from Sandra Elstree. No. The first Zombies must have happened in pre-biblical times. Seriously, guys. The Bible and part and portions, before translations of The Torah, is not that old. Right now I'm ready to set up a temple for Blonde and call him a god. Why not?! He's a living and breathing miracle! Just as the how many billion on this planet. Kay, now I've freaked myself out.   Like doing that a lot. Thrills. Sandra

True, but you don't know for sure that there were zombies in those times. Of course, if we believe Easter Rising *shudders*, there were zombies not just then but even further back and lots of them.

And, I don't want to be a god. People always questioning you and talking to you. You never get privacy. I don't know what I'd rather be instead, but God is far down on my list, near president and limo driver.