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TimWestland
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:12am
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I rest my case, your honor. Not sure who will lock this thread, but it probably needs locking. If only to prevent me from commenting further. Covetously yours, Lonely Hack #2326997
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AdamGoodman
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:13am
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or, hey, I just wrote and edited 1000 rather elegant and poignant words in about an hour. Can you?
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TimWestland
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:14am
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Yo, I call dibs on Adam's "style".
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DustinBowcot
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:15am
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Yeah, because we all would love to be able to write like this:
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The music startles both of them awake and their eyes open and
they see each other.
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The man’s face smiles peacefully and
happily at the girl.
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She looks at him with an unreadable poker
face.
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He sees this and, after a thought, his expression changes
to an expectant, hoping, questioning look.
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She continues to
simply look at him, receiving his information, understanding
his desires, but not reacting in any way.
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After a second, he
realizes he is beat, and with a sigh of resignation, the face
falls into despair.
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When she sees this, she quickly turns and
gets out of bed; his eyes watching her body walk away.
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TimWestland
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:15am
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And his rambling typing skills... and his ego... and his fishing ability!
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AdamGoodman
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:16am
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don't hold back boy! rock and roll! I can see that the volcano is ready to blow.
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TimWestland
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:16am
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@Dustin - I can't stop laughing. It's making my face all into the despair.
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AdamGoodman
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:18am
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And Dustin, have you ever been with a Russian woman? Have you ever really, really, really been with a Russian woman? Have you? Have you? 'cause maybe I just took you there for a second so you could feel what it was like...
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AdamGoodman
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:19am
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It is a great paragraph. I loved writing it.
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TimWestland
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:24am
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I'm new to the concept of "a pisser". Is this a blog entry version of one? Is someone pulling our collective chain(s)? Nobody is this narcissistic, are they? If I look in the dictionary, will I find Adam's picture there under the definition of the word?
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Scoob
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:25am
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It's PISSTAKE. Oh my God...
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DustinBowcot
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:26am
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It is a great paragraph. I loved writing it.
It is a terrible paragraph... and you not being able to see that, despite me breaking it down into easier-to-digest chunks, is slightly worrying. I mean, you can write a whole script... that's not easy, you may, for all I know, be able to tell a story once I get past your terrible writing. However, you're never going to get anywhere if you're not willing to learn. Especially if you can't see where you've gone wrong in the first place. It's a little like somebody that is tone deaf believing they can sing. Doesn't matter what anyone else says, they're just jealous.
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TimWestland
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:27am
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AdamGoodman
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:28am
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hey wasteland, do you have a job? what do you do? how do you spend your days? do you have responsibility or are you alone? I mean really, is there any 'you' in there? oh yea, and can you read English? do you 'like' reading? does reading give you pleasure? I am so interested because you really seem like, you know, THAT kind of guy.
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AdamGoodman
Posted: April 23rd, 2014, 1:30am
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and Dustin, how much do you charge for lessons because I have decided that you and only you should be my teacher. I can see that you 'KNOW'. I can learn a lot form yiou and you could probably really help me in my life. How much do you cost?
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