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Gaara
Posted: January 26th, 2006, 10:59am Report to Moderator
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Andy's sig is brilliant.

If you ever feel depressed just look at her sig and you'll feel much better.


check out episodes 1 - 3 of Mister D.
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greg
Posted: February 18th, 2006, 11:22pm Report to Moderator
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That's not a human though. It's a...well...I'm actually  not sure what it is, but it's some sort of creature that lives in the wild.  Wild animals walk around naked all day and no one gets offended, so I think you should just enjoy the swinging and let it take you away!


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greg
Posted: February 18th, 2006, 11:30pm Report to Moderator
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Hey, Tanuki can't help it that he has very large testicles, just like a newly born can't help the fact that they're born without feet.

And I don't know much about animal anatomy, but I believe only apes have breasts similar to humans.  Every other creature is already flashing them around.


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tomson
Posted: February 18th, 2006, 11:31pm Report to Moderator
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Quoted from FilmMaker06
But animals don't walk around with enlarged nuts hanging down either. And they don't stand up and swing them in front of people.



YES they do! and they end up at the Vet school for "injuring themselves".


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George Willson
Posted: February 18th, 2006, 11:33pm Report to Moderator
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I believe those creatures are known as dogs. As for animals with enlarged breasts, all I'd have to do is post a picture of a cow dancing, and we'd have that covered.

And I don't believe anyone told you what views to take. Everyone is expressing their opinion as you are expressing yours.


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greg
Posted: February 18th, 2006, 11:44pm Report to Moderator
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You're taking things far too seriously.  If you think Tanuki is no different from pornography, then I can only wonder what you're thoughts of beastiality are.


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tomson
Posted: February 18th, 2006, 11:45pm Report to Moderator
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I'm not offended by your view, but you call Andy's sig pornography. Do we really have to take into consideration members age and sensitivities here before we post something? I'm an adult and I'd like to have discussions about movies with other adults without having to worry about "offending" anyone. >
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George Willson
Posted: February 18th, 2006, 11:52pm Report to Moderator
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The sig is actually based on a Japanese commercial for a builder, as I understood it. Little girl dancing about the forest with cute furry animals and such. Kind of a corny little plot and song.


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Don
Posted: February 19th, 2006, 12:21am Report to Moderator
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To reiterate for the narrow minded...

The character in Andy's sig is a Tanuki - The Japanese God of Verility and Gluttony.  The footage is explained here: http://www.stinky.com/anabu/

Don


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R.E._Freak
Posted: February 19th, 2006, 12:25am Report to Moderator
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Once again I am both amused and slightly confused that Don knows this.  

And I have to say, having seen the full length commercial... let's just say that Tanuki isn't the only one with large... endowments.

Seriously, it's disturbing.
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bert
Posted: February 19th, 2006, 12:28am Report to Moderator
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The Tanuki is quite real.  Here is another incarnation, without those offensive wiggles:





Hey, it's my tiny, little IMDb!
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Don
Posted: February 19th, 2006, 12:39am Report to Moderator
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Bert, Excellent Tanuki.



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Once again I am both amused and slightly confused that Don knows this.  

And I have to say, having seen the full length commercial... let's just say that Tanuki isn't the only one with large... endowments.

Seriously, it's disturbing.


I grew up in Korea and spend a large part of my adult life in Japan and China - all told about 15 years.  You pick up a bit of trivia.  I received a small Tanuki statue from a Catholic nun when I was ten.  She gave it to me because I reminded her of a tanuki (not for his testicular attributes, but because the tanuki is a trickster and at ten years old I was always playing pranks on her.)  I think it is humorously ironic that tanuki is causing this uproar on the site.  

Don



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Takeshi
Posted: February 19th, 2006, 12:46am Report to Moderator
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I actually didn't notice Andy's signature until people started pointing it out. It must have been the sunglasses.
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dogglebe
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Quoted from R.E._Freak
And I have to say, having seen the full length commercial... let's just say that Tanuki isn't the only one with large... endowments.


The difference here is that I wear pants!


Phil

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FilmMaker06
Posted: February 19th, 2006, 9:42am Report to Moderator
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I don't really see how I'm narrow minded and your not. I mean, I don't like the sig and I told you why. You like the sig and told me why. Why aren't you narrow minded as well? You like it I hate it. We're the same just have different point of views.

If you weren't so narrow minded you'd look at things from my point of view and accept them, as you want me to do with your views. So I'm not being no more narrow minded than you are.

=Me

The only difference with me and you is that you can delete this post but I can't delete yours. And delete this you will.
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