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Don
Posted: September 30th, 2024, 9:27pm Report to Moderator
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Hole by Drongo Bum - Short, Comedy - Three cops on patrol express their needs. 2 pages - pdf format

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Drongo Bum
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Musta forgotten to add the logline, which is:

"Three cops on patrol express their needs."

I wrote this script to annoy a friend. It's based on a joke I heard many years ago.



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Added your logline, DB.
And read it, cause a page takes almost zero out of my life.
Linda was right, it was kinda sweet, until the punchline.  

P.S. I suppose calling this AHole would be too much of a dead giveaway.  


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Zack
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What the fuck. Lol. It made me laugh, so kudos there!


I like my stories Simple. Straightforward. A to B. No C.

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Added your logline, DB.

Thanks!



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And read it, cause a page takes almost zero out of my life.

How ever long it took, you ain't ever gettin' it back!



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Linda was right, it was kinda sweet, until the punchline.  

I had to wipe away a tear.



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P.S. I suppose calling this AHole would be too much of a dead giveaway.  

I was referring to the drain. What were you thinking of?



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What the fuck. Lol. It made me laugh, so kudos there!

In my submission's "other details" or "other notes" field (whatever) I added "based on a joke I heard many years ago".



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Ahoy Drongo Bum-- have you seen the film constipated? No because it never came out. Hmm...this is the 2nd script I read of yours that dealt with this subject matter. It would seem you have a knack for this sort of comedy. No, it didn't have me rolling around on the floor laughing my ass off--but my potty mouth got a chuckle._ghostie gal



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Ahoy Drongo Bum-- have you seen the film constipated? No because it never came out.

Gross.

Why can't you be classy and refined and mature like me?


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Hmm...this is the 2nd script I read of yours that dealt with this subject matter.

Oh, there'll be plenty more, believe me.


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It would seem you have a knack for this sort of comedy.

To be honest, it's not hard to be funny when writing about these things.


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No, it didn't have me rolling around on the floor laughing my ass off...

WHAT?!


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...but my potty mouth got a chuckle.

How could it not?

Also, check out Supers. I wrote it because of you.


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