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rendevous
Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 4:50pm Report to Moderator
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Not sure if this is already on here somehwere or not. If so. My deepest apologies. Roses or beer will be on its way. Maybe.

Now. Machismo is not the name of a band I like. Nor is it a quality I find particularly endearing.

But it's polar bear opposite isn't exactly dignity in grace either.



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Well, it was in Florida. People aren't the only ones that like it here.

Funny as the clip was, I think I'm happy I don't get that station.


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What the fuck?  Seriously, what the fuck!!?



Why the fuck am I trying anymore?  I should just jam a pen up my ass and write for the sci-fi channel.  WTF!!!!??  They obviously don't give a flying fuck.  Am I writing over their head syphillis-infected heads?  Is this why they're not buying from me?  Seriously!

I'll never watch watch the sci-fi channel again.  These fucking assholes have no fucking clue what they're supposed to be doing.  Science fiction is suppose to make you imagine what's in store for us.  It's suppose to make you imagine what science is capable of.  It's not supposed to be to be about giant fucking piranha taking down helicopters.

Darwin and C.B. DeMille are both spinning in their fucking graves.


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Phil, come on man. It's barry williams breakout role. I can't believe they showed the special effects in the trailer. Maybe if they left it to the imagination, it would have been only half hilarious. Not to mention that they had to tell us that Tiffany and Paul Logan are in it as well. Woulda left that info also.

What's Paul Logan's address? I wanna send him a check for $50.00. He must need it if he did this pile o shit.


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This just blew my mind:




(Hopefully this hasn't been posted already)
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Sandra Elstree.
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What if the Hokey Pokey, IS what it's all about?

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Quoted from dresseme
This just blew my mind:




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Hi Matt,

Now you've got me on this one. The background in this is from what? Is it Blondie? Lena Lovich?

What a way to torture someone who's been writing themselves into Hell.

I think the track in the back is from Blondie. Yeah!

After a search, I'm right, but it doesn't help Jimmy Max Green get his job back or Gabriel RaZON deal with his condition.

Ahh... so bittersweet to be writing Thief and unwriting Thief. Unwriting. Is that rewriting?

Uff! I'm studying and taking some time to watch John Cusack. I love his world. Especially because he walks the line, like Johnny Cash.

Here Matt, is the track you had me wondering about:

Blondie and Rapture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPikUPlRD8

Sandra



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Check out this guy nailing Everlong in Rock Band - Expert Mode!



Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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Not exactly pc, but funny...



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In my quest to find an animator I stumbled upon this gem:



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Gary Coleman was buried


in a fancy engraved casket  






I'll be here all the week.


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I thought this was cute. Enjoy.






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dogglebe
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Now I understand why David Carradine hung himself....


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Sorry, couldn't resist posting this one:



or this one:



Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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