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Shelton
Posted: March 6th, 2009, 11:03pm Report to Moderator
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More funny strange than funny haha.


Singing from Mike Shelton on Vimeo.


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Good one Mike.



This was sent to me by a friend. Funny stuff. He also has his own youtube videos which are funny as well.


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Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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This guy is just totally whacky... and totally serious.  I'm afraid.  Check out the video below, but there are probably about a hundred others spread all over the place.

http://www.youtube.com/user/venturewatch



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I'm gonna give them a call. I need that kit. I need to raise 800K and I think the Reg D Kit might just be what I've been looking for.

Excellent video too. I especially liked the nice little touches they added like the motorized scooter or whatever they are called that rolled by in the background. This just has the smell of success.


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Quoted from Grandma Bear
I'm gonna give them a call. I need that kit. I need to raise 800K and I think the Reg D Kit might just be what I've been looking for.

Excellent video too. I especially liked the nice little touches they added like the motorized scooter or whatever they are called that rolled by in the background. This just has the smell of success.


He also needs your vote.  Watch all the way till the end.  Hilarious.




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Wow.  Merv is truly a comic genius.  I love the framing.


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Einstein in Heaven

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"

"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."

Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"
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Quoted from mcornetto
Einstein in Heaven

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"

"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."

Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"


Then the doorman introduced Einstein to a strange looking man sitting in the corner.

"While this man is not your roommate he does pop around from time to time but best not to waste yourself on him as his IQ barely reaches 40".

"Well how fascinating" exclaimed a clearly excited Einstein "How wonderful it is to finally meet you, how is Transformers 2 coming along?"


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Hahaha well I laughed! Well done GM


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This isn't funny, but these guys do too good a job to not post here, especially with all the horror fans lurking about.



For more vids, visit http://www.youtube.com/user/Fewdiodotcom


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I LOVE those guys and have them "friended on YouTube and FB". I think they show perfect shorts that are scary. VERY simple, but effective. I've sent their link to my partners as examples of what we can do, but they are not interested...


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