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My posts were deleted, not just one of them but both. In both I mentioned a certain guy was a half sexual and that he hated a certain member who has a lot of power whose name starts with a D.
Haha didn't say it but seriously what I said wasn't half as bad as what I said to the guy himself before he called me a name and blocked me.
Bubble wrap is fun, not funny but I find myself giggling as I hear pop... pop... pop.
One site I remember had the words "worksux" in its URL. When you clicked on, a loud voice shouted, "Hey everybody. I'm looking at gay porn!" This was immediately followed by hundreds of jpegs flooding your screen with gay porn.
You couldn't closed the pictures fast enough. Your only choice was to unplug the computer before anyone saw it.
oh my godd i remember that shit my dad walked in the room looked at my comp and walked away. i wanna know what that site was again. i can fool my friends
For those of you who don't know, "Rainbow" was a highly successful children's television programme broadcast in the United Kingdom from 1972 to 1992.
The programmed was a little like Sesame Street but more basic, the characters were actors wearing suits along with the male presenter and occasional 3 musicians..
This site contains a script actually written by the actor who played the ZIPPY character.. Apparently, there used to be a tradition in UK Television where actors and technicians would write and produce Christmas tapes lampooning their shows just for themselves.. Sometimes, these little zany shows would be sent to rival networks and shown at Christmas Parties when the staff was getting drunk..
The script from the RAINBOW kids TV show is notorious because of the double entendres and rude suggestive remarks by all the characters.. This site used to host the video clip of the lampooned show but ITV (Independent TV in the UK) forced the webmaster to remove it or face legal action..
The script from the RAINBOW kids TV show is notorious because of the double entendres and rude suggestive remarks by all the characters.. This site used to host the video clip of the lampooned show but ITV (Independent TV in the UK) forced the webmaster to remove it or face legal action..
Kevan, you are truly warped. I’m going to have to go over there to England sometime and see what the hell’s going on over there.
I'm difficult, argumentative, complicated, intellectual, creative, artistic, have an outrageous sense of humor, romantic, loving, loyal and all the other things you like, including being a man who respects women..
I'm single too but we won't go into that..
Hey, if you do visit the U.K. then you have a friend here, I'd love to hook up with you, show you around, show you the sights stuff like that.. No problem..
For those of you who don't know, "Rainbow" was a highly successful children's television programme broadcast in the United Kingdom from 1972 to 1992.
The programmed was a little like Sesame Street but more basic, the characters were actors wearing suits along with the male presenter and occasional 3 musicians..
This site contains a script actually written by the actor who played the ZIPPY character.. Apparently, there used to be a tradition in UK Television where actors and technicians would write and produce Christmas tapes lampooning their shows just for themselves.. Sometimes, these little zany shows would be sent to rival networks and shown at Christmas Parties when the staff was getting drunk..
The script from the RAINBOW kids TV show is notorious because of the double entendres and rude suggestive remarks by all the characters.. This site used to host the video clip of the lampooned show but ITV (Independent TV in the UK) forced the webmaster to remove it or face legal action..
Damn that's fucking funny, is this really a kids show?
Yep, it was a real show for kids.. Exactly how you see it in the video..
Obviously the show wasn't like this with this kind of material..
Apparently, the guy who plays the character ZIPPY wrote the script for this episode, it was intended for the Christmas Party and it got shipped out to other Independent UK TV Stations and started a trend.. The Cast and Crew of other TV shows started making them and passing them a round much to the annoyance of the TV Bosses..
The Demented Cartoon Movie: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php This is really random. It's like a half-hour long. When it says 'The End' you've gotta wait a few moments cuz it continues!
I've seen that before. I really thought there was going to be a plane flipping over and exploding, along with the cars getting crushed beneath the wheels and stuff, but this one would do.
Sean
BOO-NANA BREAD From ghosts and zombies, to witches and swamp things, this banana bread will scare you silly, and leave you wanting more!
Right off the bat the chick at the beginning (who I'll call Mope Master because she looks like she's about to cry in every scene) gets the beat down by her ex-human now-zombie husband. So then she bails and gets in a car wreck because women can't drive. Then Ving Rhames threatens to blow her head off, which is cool. They meet up with some pregnant chick and you know it's going to be bad news because everyone hates kids.
"The Flux capacitor. It's what makes time travel possible."
I am currently working and have been working on a screenplay for the last 2 years. I have much of the research and am just about finished with a layout. The story is a science fiction fantasy based movie, which will spread through 3 Trilogies. (9 Movies). I am looking for someone to become partners with. Someone who can help me fill in the blanks, and help write the actual screenplays. I am open to new ideas and just need to take some of the weight off. Has serious marketing potential and is an amazing story. If I had to compare the story, I would say its Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars and Harry Potter. Once finished the partner and I would pitch it which I do have some contacts already. Serious Applicants only please.
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While not a humor site dlisted.com reported an incredibly funny story about Paris Hilton. Apparently, the blonde bimbo is recruiting contestants for her new reality show I Want to be Paris' Best Friend. At recent New York City auditions, only forty people auditioned for the show.
I repeat that funny part: only forty people auditioned for the show. And this is from New York City where you can get a couple of hundred people to audition for the show Kick Me In My Balls.
I can only hope that this is the start of a trend where people realize that Paris is nothing and that she will disappear from the face of the Earth.
The Spoony Experiment happens to be one of my favorite sites when it comes to bad-movie reviews. Here you read or watch Noah Antwiler shred (and I do mean shred) priceless classics like:
- Invasion U.S.A. - Road House 2 - Iron Eagle - Jack The Ripper Goes West - The Matrix Revolutions
and much more.
Check out his review of Quarantine:
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
Is it funniest "sites" or youtube videos? I can pop up hundreds of "funny" youtube videos but a video from youtube isn't a funny website, just a video on youtube that may or may not be funny.
Changed the title of the thread to include single videos.
The site is Funny or Die, which is probably in here somewhere already, but this is a good offering from them. A spoof trailer of "The Wrestler" called "The Uncler".
This is neither a funny site nor a viral video but it made me laugh.
Translation and Advertising
- Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "Manure Stick."
- The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"
- An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I Saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" (la papa).
- Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.
- Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."
- The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "kokou kole", translating into "happiness in the mouth."
- When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you."The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant"
Oh, my fucking God. The song actually makes sense now. Joe Cocker is a genius, the man's got foresight, singing about Kias and Lazy Boys, Ellen and Anne and wonder loaf and a...turbine for some reason.
And I though he was just stoned the fuck out of his mind back in '69.
Ohhh, liver!
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
This guy is just totally whacky... and totally serious. I'm afraid. Check out the video below, but there are probably about a hundred others spread all over the place.
I'm gonna give them a call. I need that kit. I need to raise 800K and I think the Reg D Kit might just be what I've been looking for.
Excellent video too. I especially liked the nice little touches they added like the motorized scooter or whatever they are called that rolled by in the background. This just has the smell of success.
I'm gonna give them a call. I need that kit. I need to raise 800K and I think the Reg D Kit might just be what I've been looking for.
Excellent video too. I especially liked the nice little touches they added like the motorized scooter or whatever they are called that rolled by in the background. This just has the smell of success.
He also needs your vote. Watch all the way till the end. Hilarious.
Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman.
Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"
"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"
"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"
"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"
"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"
"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"
Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."
Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"
Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman.
Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"
"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"
"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"
"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"
"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"
"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"
Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."
Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"
Then the doorman introduced Einstein to a strange looking man sitting in the corner.
"While this man is not your roommate he does pop around from time to time but best not to waste yourself on him as his IQ barely reaches 40".
"Well how fascinating" exclaimed a clearly excited Einstein "How wonderful it is to finally meet you, how is Transformers 2 coming along?"
I LOVE those guys and have them "friended on YouTube and FB". I think they show perfect shorts that are scary. VERY simple, but effective. I've sent their link to my partners as examples of what we can do, but they are not interested...
I LOVE those guys and have them "friended on YouTube and FB". I think they show perfect shorts that are scary. VERY simple, but effective. I've sent their link to my partners as examples of what we can do, but they are not interested...
Maybe they view her being in bed with the ghost as infidelity.
I'm well aware of this. But imo, it is one thing to lend your face to a particular brand of coffee or cell phones, and quite another to promote a pachinko chain.
that's really amazing. I love it! A thought occured to me while watching. Just imagine people's recation here on SS if someone had posted the script of this short... weird...
Brian Regan is one of my favorite comedians. There’s a ton of his material on Youtube. I tried to find a clip that had visual quality. If you like this, check him out. Enjoy.
If you want to know what kind of comedy In The Loop is all about, check out the following video from the first episode of the creator Armando Iannucci's The Thick Of It.
In Dun Laoghaire the "Festival of World Culture" took place from 21. to 24. of August 2008. Edgar Müller has followed the invitation and continued his series of large-siz...
All the locations you'll find McDonald's in America.
Wow! Unreal eh?!!!
I actually haven't had "a burger" in a long time. I've adopted many lifestyle changes which include my attraction towards high quality fresh foods as well as the use of staples such a peas, beans and lentils and the whole wild rice, couscous, on and on.... kinds of foods where the key is a kind of simple complexity if that makes sense.
I just don't like the heavily processed foods and never have. I always liked to cook for my neighborhood kids and provide a lot of soups and stews and homemade pancakes and homemade what-have-you, but using the best ingredients I could afford, (which was always subsidized by my usage of thrift stores for clothing and such thereby releasing more money for foods for my kids and my neighborhood kids).
The food industry is an industry. It seeks to seduce us with "what tastes really good", but what they give us is actually very low in quality and we develop a "habit" of frequenting places like McDonalds.
Sorry Ronald, but your day has come and the Grim Reaper is coming for you as everyone is beginning to see past your facade.
Wow Jayrex!!! You just gave me a writing prompt!!!
Not sure if you saw anything on the dust storm we had in Aus recently, We got it quite bad up here but NSW got the worst of it. The sky was bright red and thick with dust all day, it was like living in some post-apocalyptic world, really freaky.
This is a video of someone driving into the approaching storm, absolutely amazing sight...
Whoa, that looks friggin' awesome, like a huge wall of dust. Hollywood go home. I'm not sure though I would want to drive through that - I don't feel like sand blasting my car in general.
I see a new Frank Darabont movie coming up --- "THE DUST"
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
I watched Series 2 of The League of Gentlemen the other day and came across this very funny bit. It has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.
Stare at the blue trash bag in the doorway for at least 1 minute, and you will see something really freaky. Don't cheat. You must stare at the blue trash for at least a minute, and then your eyes will adjust and you'll see it.
These cops in the film Surveillance are pretty off tap. They're like an evil version of the cops from Superbad. The film was directed Jennifer Chambers Lynch. The daughter of David Lynch.
Hilarious and actually quite interesting from a writing point of view.
Thanks for posting that.
It was a superb deconstruction of the film, but it was also quite revealing about the whole process behind it.
Had to feel for Lucas in that preview screening. You can tell they all knew it was shit.
It's a horrible feeling at any level.
It really does drive home the point that less is more. The more complex or convoluted things are, the less they become. Keeping things tight and simple allows all the subtleties to come out. It magnifies everything somehow.
I love George Lucas, he's created something that I think is truly incredible. The problem is he became everything he despised. He hated the studio system and somehow he became it, adopting all their worst idiosyncracies.
One thing I will say though is that the novellists have ironed out almost all the flaws in the prequels. They've created a great back story that fills in all the holes and added depth to all the major characters who were so flat and lifeless on the screen.
Watching the films again having read them is a completely different experience.
That doesn't excuse the simple errors that should have been avoided in the films, but it's interesting to me. Star Wars has developed a way of re-defining itself in a way I've never witnessed before in any film or literature.
In the same way that the prequels change the reading of Darth Vaders story, the novels are able to continually refresh the films.
Even characters like Darth Maul who had no discernible character in the film have solid backstory and his death becomes quite tragic.
The debate over Pluto's status continued to percolate, but in August 2006 the International Astronomical Union took a key vote that officially knocked Pluto out of the pantheon of planets.
Why the fuck am I trying anymore? I should just jam a pen up my ass and write for the sci-fi channel. WTF!!!!?? They obviously don't give a flying fuck. Am I writing over their head syphillis-infected heads? Is this why they're not buying from me? Seriously!
I'll never watch watch the sci-fi channel again. These fucking assholes have no fucking clue what they're supposed to be doing. Science fiction is suppose to make you imagine what's in store for us. It's suppose to make you imagine what science is capable of. It's not supposed to be to be about giant fucking piranha taking down helicopters.
Darwin and C.B. DeMille are both spinning in their fucking graves.
Phil, come on man. It's barry williams breakout role. I can't believe they showed the special effects in the trailer. Maybe if they left it to the imagination, it would have been only half hilarious. Not to mention that they had to tell us that Tiffany and Paul Logan are in it as well. Woulda left that info also.
What's Paul Logan's address? I wanna send him a check for $50.00. He must need it if he did this pile o shit.
A pop up ad from the Predator cartoon led me to a site providing a questionnaire to see if I am possessed by a demon.
Here's my results:
You may be afflicted with a demon known as MIITAKK Miitakk is the demon of complacence and slothfulness – many initially afflicted with this demon stop making an effort in any aspect of their lives. Without exorcism or care of any kind those possessed by Miitakk will suffer from bedsores, atrophy of the limbs and other ailments of the immobile. Signs: often those possessed by Miitakk take on a nearly catatonic state, and it is difficult to get them to respond. However, if the afflicted is prodded too much, they can suddenly become violent. Touching cool water causes those possessed by this demon to feel a burning sensation.
I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all. The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend some of the blue bloods with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "city fathers," who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
Hey all, I haven't been writing a lot of scripts recently, but there's still a creative output.
Here's a video with me from my improv troupe:
The idea for the videos up now is that you can send them to people on facebook so that you don't have to say anything yourself. That's just sort of a gimmick though, really, as they all get too specific for that to be of any real use.
Anyway, I hope I didn't waste 34 seconds of your time.
I know religion is kind of a touchy subject, but this guy (in addition to being kinda cute) is also genius.
I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all. The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend some of the blue bloods with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "city fathers," who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
I'd really like to believe this is some brilliant performance art or something like that, but I have the feeling this is all too real.
Unfortunately, a lot of hatred springs up at times like this. I lost count how many times I've read comments from assholes who claim the Japanese is finally getting what's coming to them after Pearl Harbor.
So by this bird's logic, Japan was full of athiests?
On a sidenote about the EQ, the local newspaper here - or shitrag as I call it, not that I buy or read it, I saw this at a cafe - had a front page about Japan which read:
3/11
'Nature's terror attack on Japan', or something like that, with pictures of the water smashing buildings.
I was disgusted - but not surprised, the producers of the paper truly believe the Gold Coast is some sort of nirvana on earth and we are privileged to live here - and was thinking that any American tourists who saw this trash reporting would feel outraged, in likening a natural event to 9/11.
I'm surprised Al Gore hasn't piped up yet, claiming this EQ is caused by climate change.
Unfortunately, a lot of hatred springs up at times like this. I lost count how many times I've read comments from assholes who claim the Japanese is finally getting what's coming to them after Pearl Harbor.
Phil
You're overlooking one slight detail
Quoted from The Bible
For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve. 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve. 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
Quoted from screenrider
That's all I'm gonna say on this subject.
I bet she quotes exactly the same source. And that's all I'm going to say about it.
I bet she quotes exactly the same source. And that's all I'm going to say about it.
Not once did I hear her refer to the name of Jesus. Just God this and God that. And that sends up red flags for me.
Quoted from the Bible
In their case the god of this world has blinded the minds of the unbelievers, to keep them from seeing the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God. 2 Corinthians 4:4.
All I'm saying is I highly doubt the young lady in the video is talking about the same God I know. Again, not trying to debate. Just sayin'...
"Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Jehovah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody's pseudo-right to worship an idol." --Rev. Joseph Morecraft, Chalcedon Presbyterian Church
"This is our land. This is our world. This is our heritage, and with God's help, we shall reclaim this nation for Jesus Christ. And no power on earth can stop us." --D. James Kennedy
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being." --Jerry Falwell
"Women have babies and men provide the support. If you don't like the way we're made you've got to take it up with God." --Phyllis Schlafly
And my favorite quote of all time:
"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." --President George Bush, August 27, 1988
That pretty much sums it up who I am and where I stand on everything.
I guess I didn't hear that. Had the TV on. Well, then it's official. She's obviously claiming to be a Christian. Then again, the Devil presents himself as an angel of light, too, and he knows the Bible front to back. So there's one of three things going on with that young lady in the vid.
#1) -She's a false apostle.
#2) -She's a sincere Christian and means well, but she put her big foot in her mouth and doesn't know when to shut up. (gee, who's that remind you of?)
#3) -She's a crackpot
I'm willing to bet #2 Oh well. Nobody's perfect. But I'll tell you one thing. Whenever a disaster occurs it's always the Christians who are first to step up and help. Can we end this conversation now or is this gonna be another marathon debate?
I guess I didn't hear that. Had the TV on. Well, then it's official. She's obviously claiming to be a Christian. Then again, the Devil presents himself as an angel of light, too, and he knows the Bible front to back. So there's one of three things going on with that young lady in the vid.
#1) -She's a false apostle.
#2) -She's a sincere Christian and means well, but she put her big foot in her mouth and doesn't know when to shut up. (gee, who's that remind you of?)
#3) -She's a crackpot
Back to what Cornetto said earlier:
Quoted from mcornetto
I bet she quotes exactly the same source. And that's all I'm going to say about it.
Quoted from screenrider
But I'll tell you one thing. Whenever a disaster occurs it's always the Christians who are first to step up and help. Can we end this conversation now or is this gonna be another marathon debate?
And now I'll tell you something: More people were killed because of religion than any other reason. Because Tim didn't believe in the same thing that Ted believed in. And all religions have spilled blood.
More people were killed because of religion than any other reason. Because Tim didn't believe in the same thing that Ted believed in. And all religions have spilled blood.
All of them!
Phil
You're absolutely right, Phil. That's religion. But JESUS isn't about a religion. He's about as loving relationship. The Pharisees were religious and Jesus called them a brood of vipers, straight to their faces. He told them they're white washed tombs with dead men's bones inside.
So, please try not to confuse Jesus with religion. He's one of the good guys. He's just gotten some really bad PR over the years. But here's the good news -- when he comes back he's gonna straighten it all out. Revelation 19:20-21. Revelation 21:4.
I'm done with this conversation. Have a good night.
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