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I've seen that before. I really thought there was going to be a plane flipping over and exploding, along with the cars getting crushed beneath the wheels and stuff, but this one would do.
Right off the bat the chick at the beginning (who I'll call Mope Master because she looks like she's about to cry in every scene) gets the beat down by her ex-human now-zombie husband. So then she bails and gets in a car wreck because women can't drive. Then Ving Rhames threatens to blow her head off, which is cool. They meet up with some pregnant chick and you know it's going to be bad news because everyone hates kids.
"The Flux capacitor. It's what makes time travel possible."
I am currently working and have been working on a screenplay for the last 2 years. I have much of the research and am just about finished with a layout. The story is a science fiction fantasy based movie, which will spread through 3 Trilogies. (9 Movies). I am looking for someone to become partners with. Someone who can help me fill in the blanks, and help write the actual screenplays. I am open to new ideas and just need to take some of the weight off. Has serious marketing potential and is an amazing story. If I had to compare the story, I would say its Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars and Harry Potter. Once finished the partner and I would pitch it which I do have some contacts already. Serious Applicants only please.
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While not a humor site dlisted.com reported an incredibly funny story about Paris Hilton. Apparently, the blonde bimbo is recruiting contestants for her new reality show I Want to be Paris' Best Friend. At recent New York City auditions, only forty people auditioned for the show.
I repeat that funny part: only forty people auditioned for the show. And this is from New York City where you can get a couple of hundred people to audition for the show Kick Me In My Balls.
I can only hope that this is the start of a trend where people realize that Paris is nothing and that she will disappear from the face of the Earth.