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sniper
Posted: July 1st, 2010, 11:20am Report to Moderator
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Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load
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A pop up ad from the Predator cartoon led me to a site providing a questionnaire to see if I am possessed by a demon.

Here's my results:

You may be afflicted with a demon known as MIITAKK
Miitakk is the demon of complacence and slothfulness – many initially afflicted with this demon stop making an effort in any aspect of their lives. Without exorcism or care of any kind those possessed by Miitakk will suffer from bedsores, atrophy of the limbs and other ailments of the immobile. Signs: often those possessed by Miitakk take on a nearly catatonic state, and it is difficult to get them to respond. However, if the afflicted is prodded too much, they can suddenly become violent. Touching cool water causes those possessed by this demon to feel a burning sensation.



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I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all. The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend some of the blue bloods with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "city fathers," who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
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Kind of shows you how much magic there really is in the movies.

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classic....
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Quoted from mcornetto
Kind of shows you how much magic there really is in the movies.


That was absolutely awesome.



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dogglebe
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Holy crap! The BP oil spill has reached Simplyscripts.com.
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James McClung
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Too funny not to share.



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That’s hilarious, James. Here’s a video where someone mistakes a stealth bomber for a UFO.





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Cut to three weeks earlier

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sniper
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Never seen that one before:



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The volume isn't the best so you may want to turn it up a bit.




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Probably not relevant to this thread, but this music video is quite an affectionate spoof of Chaplin-esque silent films:



Guess who's back? Back again?
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dogglebe
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Star Wars as a silent movie.


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RayW
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Funny and creative as it is, at about the 1.3 minute mark I'm... looking at how many more minutes are left of this to watch.



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