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Don |
Posted: April 10th, 2009, 8:52pm |
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LocationVirginia Posts16448 Posts Per Day 1.94 |
Memories by Crazy Horse - Short, Drama - Sometimes dramas are buried deeper than we think. - pdf, format |
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Shelton |
Posted: April 10th, 2009, 11:29pm |
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Of The Ancients
LocationChicago Posts3292 Posts Per Day 0.49 |
This one's a winner. |
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The boy who could fly |
Posted: April 10th, 2009, 11:32pm |
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LocationBritish Columbia, Canada Posts1387 Posts Per Day 0.21 |
Well not sure what to say other than I liked this one, fit the challenge I guess, I kinda felt bad for some of the animals....but oh well. Good job |
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Zombie Sean |
Posted: April 10th, 2009, 11:36pm |
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LocationColorado Posts1547 Posts Per Day 0.23 |
Same with Jordan here, I'm not sure whether I like it or not. It was a strange on indeed, and I do feel bad for dem animals der, but...I guess...
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Tommyp |
Posted: April 10th, 2009, 11:50pm |
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Been Around Continuity Is For Pussies...
LocationAustralia Posts701 Posts Per Day 0.12 |
Yeah don't read this one around the kids. Well, don't let them read it.
I would have liked to see a bit more of a build up for this one... it was pretty good though... |
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Higgonaitor |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 12:05am |
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Location(40.717261, -73.600087) Posts934 Posts Per Day 0.13 |
Yeah, i laughed. I think thats all you were going for. |
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Andrew |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 12:08am |
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Old Timer
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This was certainly an interesting little number!
It did make me chuckle, but drama!?
Entertaining read, however.
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mcornetto |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 12:10am |
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This was cute. I'm not sure it was really a drama, it seemed more like a skit, but it was amusing. |
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MBCgirl |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 12:26am |
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New Some things are better left to the imagination!
LocationScottsdale Posts385 Posts Per Day 0.07 |
Hate to disagree guys...and it's not about the "fucking of animals" that I have a problem with...Uncle Eddie certainly lives in a different world...OBVIOUSLY.
The only positive thing I can say, is the twist at the end...albeit unwritten, was he got it in the end. *tee hee
Poor spelling, general mistakes throughout and it was short. You know me...I think anything we put up should be our best effort - at least in written form.
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Dreamscale |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:08am |
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Another piece of shit entry! C'mon people...WTF? Funny? OK, maybe at first, but it's a 1 line joke...3 frickin' pages...3 poorly written pages at that. No drama, whatsoever. no secret that I saw. Just rubbish...pure rubbish. Embarrassing, actually.
Hoping for alot more in the 2nd round.
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dresseme |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:13am |
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Quoted from Dreamscale Another piece of shit entry!
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I'm pretty sure, regardless of how bad the entry is, this is not appropriate. |
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Shelton |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:14am |
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Of The Ancients
LocationChicago Posts3292 Posts Per Day 0.49 |
Quoted from dresseme
I'm pretty sure, regardless of how bad the entry is, this is not appropriate.
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You are correct, sir. But I'm going to let it stay. |
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Sham |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:18am |
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LocationUSA Posts359 Posts Per Day 0.05 |
Quoted from Dreamscale Another piece of shit entry! C'mon people...WTF? Funny? OK, maybe at first, but it's a 1 line joke...3 frickin' pages...3 poorly written pages at that. No drama, whatsoever. no secret that I saw. Just rubbish...pure rubbish. Embarrassing, actually.
Hoping for alot more in the 2nd round.
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I didn't hate it nearly as much as you did, Dreamscale, but I didn't like it, either, at least not for this competition. It's an okay short on its on, but it's the wrong genre. I'll probably get a lot of "screwing farm animals is dramatic!" retorts, but that's not what comes to my mind when I think of drama. |
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JamminGirl |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:23am |
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Shelton |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:24am |
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LocationChicago Posts3292 Posts Per Day 0.49 |
First post. The bolded part. Click on it. |
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JamminGirl |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 1:29am |
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LocationToronto Ont. Posts335 Posts Per Day 0.06 |
Thanks.
I'm not sure I got the writer's intent... Format was good. Action bare, but I have to say, Ellen is not very smart, is she? Keeps doing the same thing expecting a different result each time. |
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stebrown |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 2:26am |
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LocationNewcastle, England Posts881 Posts Per Day 0.15 |
I thought it was pretty well written and it was a pretty funny joke. If someone told me this joke I would have laughed and said "Hey, that's a pretty funny joke!"
You were supposed to be writing a drama though, so writing a joke doesn't really qualify as far as I can see. Still, better than not entering. Would have preferred you to at least try to stick with the genre. |
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Astrid |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 7:34am |
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Just a short joke. Is it even original? Idk. Just seems like not much effort was put into this one. |
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JonnyBoy |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 7:45am |
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LocationLondon, England Posts994 Posts Per Day 0.18 |
Gotta agree with Ste, really - the punchline made me laugh, but this wasn't really what the challenge was looking for, methinks. This is basically a joke told in screenplay format. Funny, but ultimately pointless.
Scores:
Meeting the competition criteria: well, there was a family, and picnic. But Eddie's activities don't count as secrets, and this definitely isn't 'drama' - 2/10 Characters: Not a great deal of characterisation to be honest, but Eddie was reasonably funny - 4/10 Dialogue: all set up for the punchline, which I did laugh at - 5/10 Story: well...there wasn't one. Not really - 3/10 Writing/format: couldn't see much wrong here - 8/10
TOTAL: 22/50
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JamminGirl |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 12:29pm |
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LocationToronto Ont. Posts335 Posts Per Day 0.06 |
See, I didn't even realize it was supposed to be one of those "three men went in a bar" kind of thing. Didn't get the joke. |
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michel |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 6:02pm |
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LocationFrance Posts1156 Posts Per Day 0.18 |
Hey I just realize is it a coincidence but every characters has familly 's first name from the Grisworld.
Clarck, Ellen, Rusty and Audrey having a picnic ; Even Uncle Eddie's here.
Poor Uncle, I deeply understand his hidden secret and what drama could he Had...
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bobtheballa |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 7:04pm |
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No drama, no secret, no story really. I assume this isn't supposed to be taken as a serious entry.
It got half a chuckle out of me but that's about it. |
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Cam17 |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 10:06pm |
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LocationLos Angeles Posts153 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
This joke sounded very familiar. I could swear I heard it or read it before somewhere, but can't remember where.
It read like you just switched a couple things in the joke to make it barely fit into the parameters of the challenge.
Not a bad joke, though. |
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Murphy |
Posted: April 11th, 2009, 10:23pm |
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This was okay for what it was really, funny and well written enough. I think JonnyBoy summed it up perfectly however, It was pointless. |
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BryMo |
Posted: April 12th, 2009, 12:36pm |
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LocationOrlando Posts212 Posts Per Day 0.03 |
I can't fathom why this was entered....
Kinda funny, a small chuckle.
But seriously.
Seriously.
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electricsatori |
Posted: April 12th, 2009, 5:28pm |
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Blatant plagarism. Be careful, you do not want to get labeled as a hack.
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George Willson |
Posted: April 13th, 2009, 10:34am |
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Of The Ancients Doctor who? Yes, quite right.
LocationBroken Arrow Posts3591 Posts Per Day 0.51 |
Ok, I rolled my eyes a couple of times during this. It ran quickly through its paces, and to be honest, only barely followed the theme, since I can't see this being a "secret" insomuch as no one ever asked Eddie about this before. And sorry, this wasn't a drama at all. Nothing dramatic happened.
The first two "incidents" were kinda stupid. And then came the punchline. This is where I give you credit. You can tell a good joke at the very least.
And yeah, I caught the Griswold reference too. |
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jayrex |
Posted: April 13th, 2009, 10:52am |
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Old Timer Cut to three weeks earlier
LocationLondon, UK Posts1420 Posts Per Day 0.22 |
This is not a drama and can see no secret revealed. This was more like a skit. Probably best for the short section.
That being said, I liked it.
All the best. |
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rc1107 |
Posted: April 13th, 2009, 4:50pm |
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LocationYoungstown Posts1241 Posts Per Day 0.20 |
Quoted from Michel Hey I just realize is it a coincidence but every characters has familly 's first name from the Grisworld. |
Clarck, Ellen, Rusty and Audrey Damn it! I usually notice things like that and it went right over my head this time. I'm disappointed in myself. I did get a chuckle out of it, so I guess that's good. Followed the picnic them well enough, maybe even the secret, but definately not a drama. |
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Blakkwolfe |
Posted: April 13th, 2009, 6:01pm |
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LocationFlorida, USA Posts706 Posts Per Day 0.12 |
Ahh memories...Reminds me of the time the cowboy rode into town from a hard ride on the trail.
He walked into the local tavern, and pulling up to the bar, asked the madam if he could have some company for the night...
She smiled, and said "Naw, all my girls are gone...We do have them, though..." She points into the back corral, in which there are a dozen female sheep...
The cowboy hesitated..."Well, I reckon things sure is different here, but...alright...I'll take that purty little ewe over by the water trough".
The madam is aghast! The other patrons look at the cowboy with scorn and shame!
"But I thought ya'll were OK with this here!" the cowboy sputtered.
"We are" said the Madam, "But that's the Sheriff's gal!" |
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grademan |
Posted: April 17th, 2009, 11:04am |
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LocationWisconsin Posts872 Posts Per Day 0.16 |
This one stretched the meaning of a light-hearted drama blurring clearly into the comedy class. But I did see a "secret" in that Uncle Eddie is not as well known by his family as they thought. Comedy A+. Drama F. |
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Brian M |
Posted: April 17th, 2009, 1:34pm |
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LocationGlasgow Posts434 Posts Per Day 0.08 |
The only good thing I can say is that this is only three pages. I did get a small laugh out of it but was expecting more because of all the attention this has been getting.
Much more suited to the shorts section than the OWC. |
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michel |
Posted: April 25th, 2009, 12:01pm |
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LocationFrance Posts1156 Posts Per Day 0.18 |
I plead guilty for that one. For any further explanations about it, please read my reply on my other short thread "Riverside Afternoon".
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It all depends on which side you're on. It was definately a drama for Uncle Eddie. Isn't it? LOL Michel 8) |
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