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PAT, 30's - 50s, stands tall in the mountain valley.
PAT (sarcastically, looking out over the river, at his goat, stuck on the other side of the mountain valley river) This is good. Real good.
KELLY, male or female, any age over 20, at least 5 feet six inches tall, and depending on sex, either 120-140 pounds, or 190-225 pounds, stands still...for a BEAT or two, then he/she starts to think about some things that happened to him/her many years ago, as a really large BIRD flies over him/her, and takes a humongous crap on his/her head, like only really large birds can.
We PAN the valley to take in the majestic splendor, then slowly ZOOM IN for a CLOSE UP of Pat’s crinkled face. Something is rotten in the State of the Mountain River Valley, and it’s not the goat.
Is it just me? Or are we on our way to writing a complete feature. One line at a time. Probably could get it finished by the time the votes are due
Is it just me? Or are we on our way to writing a complete feature. One line at a time. Probably could get it finished by the time the votes are due
I'm in... as long as we call it: GOATS OF THE MOUNTAIN RIVER VALLEY
Oh, wait... gotta have THE....
THE GOATS OF THE MOUNTAIN RIVER VALLEY
Though, I'll settle for: UNTITLED MOUNTAIN RIVER VALLEY GOATS PROJECT
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I'm in... as long as we call it: GOATS OF THE MOUNTAIN RIVER VALLEY
Oh, wait... gotta have THE....
THE GOATS OF THE MOUNTAIN RIVER VALLEY
Though, I'll settle for: UNTITLED MOUNTAIN RIVER VALLEY GOATS PROJECT
Count me in! But only if stars John Malkovich as Pat.
Some of my scripts:
Bounty (TV Pilot) -- Top 1% of discoverable screenplays on Coverfly I'll Be Seeing You (short) - OWC winner The Gambler (short) - OWC winner Skip (short) - filmed Country Road 12 (short) - filmed The Family Man (short) - filmed The Journeyers (feature) - optioned
Pat watches as the goat approaches the mountain valley river for a drink of cool, refreshing water. We hear the sound d of ominous music. Dah duh. Dah duh dah duh.
Before Pat can react, a giant EAGLE swoops down and carries the hapless animal away, leaving Pat to shake his head.
PAT We’re going to need a bigger goat.
Some of my scripts:
Bounty (TV Pilot) -- Top 1% of discoverable screenplays on Coverfly I'll Be Seeing You (short) - OWC winner The Gambler (short) - OWC winner Skip (short) - filmed Country Road 12 (short) - filmed The Family Man (short) - filmed The Journeyers (feature) - optioned
Pat watches as the goat approaches the mountain valley river for a drink of cool, refreshing water. We hear the sound d of ominous music. Dah duh. Dah duh dah duh.
Before Pat can react, a giant EAGLE swoops down and carries the hapless animal away, leaving Pat to shake his head.
PAT We’re going to need a bigger goat.
That was excellent. But I would add a wrylie.
PAT (sheepishly) We’re going to need a bigger goat.
"Gonna need a bigger goat"... can't stop laughing.
Shared with my wife... big laugh from her, too.
Well done.
PaulKWrites.com
60 Feet Under - Low budget, contained thriller/Feature The Hand of God - Low budget, semi-contained thriller/Feature Wait Till Next Year - Disney-style family sports comedy/Feature
Many shorts available for production: comedy, thriller, drama, light horror
My apologies to the writer of Crimes of Fashion. Missed that one but sent my votes in anyway. The reason is I was halfway through with the votes already. I'll read and comment later.