I'm getting tired of reading these scripts mocking the OWC. I won't comment on this. Thanks for taking my time. I hope you repay those who read this.

1. You shouldn't say "Ronald has an idea". You should show us. In this case, you didn't we would figure it out.

2. This one has a great chance of getting to the screen. There are lots of porn sites around there  

On jeff's review, had to read. Funny thing is, I'll bet he wrote it.

Good funny stuff here. I enjoyed it. Not much else to be said.

James

To the writer, you have a very special talent in writing for the porn industry. I couldn't even do that. Kudos!

I've been trying to get the gay porn studios to read my sci-fi scripts.  Can't even do that unless you got an agent.

Not even good enough to write bad porn.  Now that's depressing.  

Thanks to everyone who read and commented on my script.

Yes, this was obviously a big, old pisstake.  Again, I tried to break every rule in the book and come up with some of the lamest dialogue ever.  Someone correctly pointed out that it came across as 70's porn dialogue...funny stuff, IMO.

The "plot" wasn't supposed to be porn or offensive, so I'm sorry if anyone was offended.  I just wanted to write something really over the top bad and funny.  It seems like some actually found some entertainment in this, and I'm happy about that.  For those who didn't, I'm sorry.

Another perfect example of how not to write a serious script.  You won't see anymore of these pissers from me in the future, but it was really liberating and fun to write this...and read some of the comments.

It's too late to apologize!   You bastaaaaaard! >

Jeff - "Argh, etc., etc...argh...ummm...sorry guys"

I guess the 'time on your hands' angle is becoming clearer...

What does that mean, Simon?

Lol.  Came across this little gem.  I loved it, honestly.  I thought it was hilarious.  I didn't read any of the thread at first, so I had no idea who submitted it or anything, so I didn't know if I should take it serious or not.

I'm glad to find out that it was written as a comedy, as it makes it even more hilarious in my opinion and on a second reading, (yes, I read it twice), found even more humor the deeper I digged into the descriptions.

I understand where some may come from when they say this was a waste of time (how it shouldn't be taken seriously), but I've been after a little bit of enjoyment lately and this made my day when I came across it a couple days ago, and it made my day again now just rereading it.

I won't say who it was that wrote it, as I thought the thread was kind of cool as I read through the replies and found out the reveal.  Even the thread had its own twists and turns for this one.

-Mark

Gee, and I got so excited when I saw it was a vegan script.  No, not *that* kind of excited.

Gawd, this *better* have been an absolute pisstake...  

(Okay, just read some of the other reviews.  Suspicion confirmed.  Whew!)

HaHa...thanks Mark and Janet.  I had to read this again now, myself, and I'm still laughing.  The dialogue is priceless with the repeating names over and over.

Yes, Janet, it was even written in word to accentuate its terribleness.

Thanks you two!