Quoted from TheUsualSuspect I hope to get something in for this one.

Something tells me you'd do just fine.

Right, I'm fairly confidently that no one will be using the same vehicle as me... now just to construct a script!

Quoted from AnthonyCawood Right, I'm fairly confidently that no one will be using the same vehicle as me... now just to construct a script!

If it's the wheelbarrow I've got bad news for ya...

Quoted from AnthonyCawood Right, I'm fairly confidently that no one will be using the same vehicle as me... now just to construct a script!

Is it the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile? 'Cause nothing says suspense like a hot dog on wheels.

(Oooh! It could be a creature feature! A Godzilla-like creature attacks a city... our hero's only chance for escape is the Weinermobile. Final sequence: our hero, instead of escape, decides to pack the Weinermobile with explosives and -- sacrificing himself -- baits the lizard into eating it. Working title: BELCH.)

Oooh, that's good. Okay... everybody pretend you didn't read that!

Logline: a nude, well oiled crazed fan named Jeff stalks a bus load of Rams O Line players - the bigger the better - in his mobile hot tub, towing a trailer load of goat nipples, slugs, rancid butter, armchair legs, two wrylies and an orphan. When the Rams team bus breaks down outside Jeff’s desert compound/ dungeon, the sheer horror begins...

Quoted from stevie Logline: a nude, well oiled crazed fan named Jeff stalks a bus load of Rams O Line players - the bigger the better - in his mobile hot tub, towing a trailer load of goat nipples, slugs, rancid butter, armchair legs, two wrylies and an orphan. When the Rams team bus breaks down outside Jeff’s desert compound/ dungeon, the sheer horror begins...

Where do we send the mug?

Quoted from eldave1 Where do we send the mug?

Send to the Rams HQ.  They will deserve it if they survive Jeff😂😂🍩

Quoted from Stevie Logline: a nude, well oiled crazed fan named Jeff stalks a bus load of Rams O Line players - the bigger the better - in his mobile hot tub, towing a trailer load of goat nipples, slugs, rancid butter, armchair legs, two wrylies and an orphan. When the Rams team bus breaks down outside Jeff’s desert compound/ dungeon, the sheer horror begins...

funny bro

Quoted from stevie Send to the Rams HQ.  They will deserve it if they survive Jeff😂😂🍩

en route

Quoted from stevie Logline: a nude, well oiled crazed fan named Jeff stalks a bus load of Rams O Line players - the bigger the better - in his mobile hot tub, towing a trailer load of goat nipples, slugs, rancid butter, armchair legs, two wrylies and an orphan. When the Rams team bus breaks down outside Jeff’s desert compound/ dungeon, the sheer horror begins...

It writes itself!

Trying to think of a good title.
I'm thinkin The Gravy Train.



okay
maybe not

Quoted from ReneC It writes itself!

Yeah bro   Based on Jeff’s diary

No wonder the Rams lost the SB

Quoted from stevie Yeah bro   Based on Jeff’s diary No wonder the Rams lost the SB

I like that title DJS
I like it a lot👍🏻

Quoted from stevie ... I like it a lot👍🏻

Stevie, unless it's deliberate I PM'd you about the gibberish that appears at the end of your posts.

Quoted from LC Stevie, unless it's deliberate I PM'd you about the gibberish that appears at the end of your posts.

They're probably emojis.

There's a crack team at the CDC working on eradicating the damned things, but it may take a while.