Quoted from eldave1 We should all practice kindness on this one

Unless you can clearly figure out which one is Jeff's script, then go to town.  

Quoted from Warren Unless you can clearly figure out which one is Jeff's script, then go to town.

Lol

Submitted.

Be warned, reading mine will be like when they opened the Ark of the Covenant in "Raiders of the Lost Ark."  Your face will melt off and nothing will be left of you except a piles of ashes.

Don't say I didn't warn you.  HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quoted from Warren Unless you can clearly figure out which one is Jeff's script, then go to town.

Thanks, guys!

You'll never see it coming, as it's littered with orphans and other crazy shit.

Most of you probably weren't here when I entered 3 pissers in a single OWC, and they were written so absolutely terribly, the reviews were often very nurturing and nice.  Oh...those were the days...

Not looking good for me. I didn't even start writing until this afternoon (smart, huh?). I'm coming off over a year-long dry spell, so I can't belt the pages out as quickly as I used to, not to mention my original idea has proven too complicated for this challenge as it will definitely exceed the page limit. I've since abandoned the idea and am trying to think up a simpler concept for a 5-pager. No luck so far...

Quoted from khamanna Hey, I started reading this thread and a lot of people bailing out. That's just not fair. I started with no idea, I still think there's no idea behind it. But I sat down and wrote an idealess script. I didn't die. I'm also sure no one will die after reading it.

Khamanna, I really love your optimism.  

Sandra

Okay then. That's submitted.

Never written a romcom before. Still not sure if I have.

Quoted from PKCardinal Okay then. That's submitted. Never written a romcom before. Still not sure if I have.

Ditto! But it's submitted. We'll soon find out.

Quoted from James McClung Not looking good for me. I didn't even start writing until this afternoon (smart, huh?). I'm coming off over a year-long dry spell, so I can't belt the pages out as quickly as I used to, not to mention my original idea has proven too complicated for this challenge as it will definitely exceed the page limit. I've since abandoned the idea and am trying to think up a simpler concept for a 5-pager. No luck so far...

If I can do it, you can do it, Dude. Pump that shit out. Can't be any worse than what I wrote.  

Zack

Quoted from Zack If I can do it, you can do it, Dude. Pump that shit out. Can't be any worse than what I wrote.   Zack

Yeah, James!  Get something in!  Remember the old days?  Peeps would seriously start with 4 hours to go...or less, and be schallammied, but would write right up to the deadline and submit.

C'mon, MAN!!!!

Quoted from Dreamscale Most of you probably weren't here when I entered 3 pissers in a single OWC, and they were written so absolutely terribly, the reviews were often very nurturing and nice.  Oh...those were the days...

"Most". =)

I'm submitting, as well, although with a caveat. I'm entering it as a DQ entry because I couldn't edit it down. The page count was what got me this time around. Still, I wanted to try my hand at a real challenge and this is what I was able to come up with. I'm still planning on reading and reviewing everybody's entry and wish you all the best of luck.

Not gonna make it. Behind on my monthly page quota. Will try to read a few.

Quoted from Pale Yellow Not gonna make it. Behind on my monthly page quota. Will try to read a few.

Dena!!!  WTF????  Seriously?  You can EASILY belt out a 5 pager.

You, me, everyone knows this.  JUST DO IT!!!!  C'mon, my friend!!!!!

JUST DO IT!!!!!    

Wow back on reply 197 I sarcastically pointed out 2 writers who have cried foul on their scripts.
Since then at least another 7 writers have complained about how bad their scripts are...My bud Jeff giving it the full Whine

I feel like we need to bring a shrink in here for intervention..
Usually a peep or 2 complains before we start reviewing but this is probably the worst I've seen in 10 years

When can we expect the scripts to be posted on February 2nd?