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Be warned, reading mine will be like when they opened the Ark of the Covenant in "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Your face will melt off and nothing will be left of you except a piles of ashes.
Don't say I didn't warn you. HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Unless you can clearly figure out which one is Jeff's script, then go to town.
Thanks, guys!
You'll never see it coming, as it's littered with orphans and other crazy shit.
Most of you probably weren't here when I entered 3 pissers in a single OWC, and they were written so absolutely terribly, the reviews were often very nurturing and nice. Oh...those were the days...
To ski or not to ski...that's not even a question.
Not looking good for me. I didn't even start writing until this afternoon (smart, huh?). I'm coming off over a year-long dry spell, so I can't belt the pages out as quickly as I used to, not to mention my original idea has proven too complicated for this challenge as it will definitely exceed the page limit. I've since abandoned the idea and am trying to think up a simpler concept for a 5-pager. No luck so far...
Hey, I started reading this thread and a lot of people bailing out.
That's just not fair. I started with no idea, I still think there's no idea behind it. But I sat down and wrote an idealess script. I didn't die. I'm also sure no one will die after reading it.
Not looking good for me. I didn't even start writing until this afternoon (smart, huh?). I'm coming off over a year-long dry spell, so I can't belt the pages out as quickly as I used to, not to mention my original idea has proven too complicated for this challenge as it will definitely exceed the page limit. I've since abandoned the idea and am trying to think up a simpler concept for a 5-pager. No luck so far...
If I can do it, you can do it, Dude. Pump that shit out. Can't be any worse than what I wrote.
If I can do it, you can do it, Dude. Pump that shit out. Can't be any worse than what I wrote. Zack
Yeah, James! Get something in! Remember the old days? Peeps would seriously start with 4 hours to go...or less, and be schallammied, but would write right up to the deadline and submit.
C'mon, MAN!!!!
To ski or not to ski...that's not even a question.
Most of you probably weren't here when I entered 3 pissers in a single OWC, and they were written so absolutely terribly, the reviews were often very nurturing and nice. Oh...those were the days...
"Most". =)
I'm submitting, as well, although with a caveat. I'm entering it as a DQ entry because I couldn't edit it down. The page count was what got me this time around. Still, I wanted to try my hand at a real challenge and this is what I was able to come up with. I'm still planning on reading and reviewing everybody's entry and wish you all the best of luck.
Wow back on reply 197 I sarcastically pointed out 2 writers who have cried foul on their scripts. Since then at least another 7 writers have complained about how bad their scripts are...My bud Jeff giving it the full Whine
I feel like we need to bring a shrink in here for intervention.. Usually a peep or 2 complains before we start reviewing but this is probably the worst I've seen in 10 years
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