Quoted from Dreamscale Sorry, Dave. You may give mine a similar review this time around...in fact, most probably will.

All cool mate- it actually gave me a chuckle

Quoted from eldave1 My favorite Jeff review of one of my OWCs: The good news... Peeps seem to enjoy this for some reason. The not so good news... The bad news... I'm out after the first passage.  I cannot stand this smarmy style. Obviously a pisser, with zero effort to meet the actual challenge. I will not waste anymore time on this garbage. Grade... D- I am hoping to move up to a D+

Dave, which OWC was this on?

Quoted from Dreamscale Dave, which OWC was this on?

Seems like it could have been copy-and-pasted onto just about any of them

Quoted from Dreamscale Dave, which OWC was this on?

Way back in October 2015

Just submitted mine.

It's definitely not funny, and now I'm feeling it's not too romantic either.

This'll be fun.

Ok, I'm done.  Barely got to 5 pages, which is never a good sign.

I think I'll wait for the girlfriend to get home to give it a final read...or maybe that's a terrible idea?

Quoted from Dreamscale Ok, I'm done.  Barely got to 5 pages, which is never a good sign. I think I'll wait for the girlfriend to get home to give it a final read...or maybe that's a terrible idea?

Based on her reaction last night, I wouldn't let her see it

Quoted from eldave1 Based on her reaction last night, I wouldn't let her see it

I think that's a good idea!

Okay done and sent.

A lot of cheese went your way and the little dignity that I had left after all those OWC went with it. But I figure if you make me suffer why don't I return the favor.

Quoted from khamanna Okay done and sent. A lot of cheese went your way and the little dignity that I had left after all those OWC went with it. But I figure if you make me suffer why don't I return the favor.

Live it.

Hey, I started reading this thread and a lot of people bailing out.

That's just not fair. I started with no idea, I still think there's no idea behind it. But I sat down and wrote an idealess script. I didn't die. I'm also sure no one will die after reading it.

Quoted from khamanna Hey, I started reading this thread and a lot of people bailing out. That's just not fair. I started with no idea, I still think there's no idea behind it. But I sat down and wrote an idealess script. I didn't die. I'm also sure no one will die after reading it.

My problem was not a lack of idea or will, it was a lack of time. I also had an unrealistic optimism that I might find time anyway.

Like I said I’ll post the idea because even if I write it without the OWC time constraint it would offend more people than it entertained. But someone else here can probably make it work. There’s no idea so radioactive that NO ONE can make it work.

Submitted. I'm very sorry, people. Please don't think any less of me.

Zack

Submitted.

I can already see the negative reviews pouring in...

Quoted from Dreamscale Submitted. I can already see the negative reviews pouring in...

We should all practice kindness on this one