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Anyone had the email saying their submission has been received? Getting worried now that I didn't submit properly lol
I just got an email from Don stating that not only has my script been received, but also that my script is the winner! Show's over, peeps. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Originally Velveeta was made from real cheese. Today, it's mainly whey protein concentrate, milk protein concentrate, milk, fat, and preservatives. By the Food and Drink Administration's standards, that's not real cheese—which is why the FDA forced Kraft to change its label from "cheese spread" to "cheese product."
So now we have to refer to it as "Mac and Cheese by product". That doesn't sound as tasty!
Some of my scripts:
Bounty (TV Pilot) -- Top 1% of discoverable screenplays on Coverfly I'll Be Seeing You (short) - OWC winner The Gambler (short) - OWC winner Skip (short) - filmed Country Road 12 (short) - filmed The Family Man (short) - filmed The Journeyers (feature) - optioned
I just got an email from Don stating that not only has my script been received, but also that my script is the winner! Show's over, peeps. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Congratulations!! Is the prize an SS cheese hamper?
Originally Velveeta was made from real cheese. Today, it's mainly whey protein concentrate, milk protein concentrate, milk, fat, and preservatives. By the Food and Drink Administration's standards, that's not real cheese—which is why the FDA forced Kraft to change its label from "cheese spread" to "cheese product."
Fake news perpetrated on the masses by Big Cheese.
(I cover all of this in my sitcom pilot "In The Dog House." Written several years ago... it's very prescient.)
If it's yellow (ish), comes in brick form (no matter how large), can be melted and eaten with a Dorito... it's cheese.
Speaking of cheese and Dorito's... love me some (authentic) nacho cheese Doritos. That's some real food right there.
PaulKWrites.com
60 Feet Under - Low budget, contained thriller/Feature The Hand of God - Low budget, semi-contained thriller/Feature Wait Till Next Year - Disney-style family sports comedy/Feature
Many shorts available for production: comedy, thriller, drama, light horror
60 Feet Under - Low budget, contained thriller/Feature The Hand of God - Low budget, semi-contained thriller/Feature Wait Till Next Year - Disney-style family sports comedy/Feature
Many shorts available for production: comedy, thriller, drama, light horror
Uh, you can write circles around me. I've seen it multiple times.
PaulKWrites.com
60 Feet Under - Low budget, contained thriller/Feature The Hand of God - Low budget, semi-contained thriller/Feature Wait Till Next Year - Disney-style family sports comedy/Feature
Many shorts available for production: comedy, thriller, drama, light horror