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Not really shields. That'd be like calling an umbrella a force field. Use the umbrella, Luke.
That electronic bollocks only works on certain sharks. Even then it doesn't work all the time. Only sometimes.
When I was there I heard there were nets. With big holes in. Like my socks. The red ones.
I would have mentioned it Mark. But I think you'd have been less impressed with the truth.
When a government say they have a plan try substituing the word plan with idea. And when they say they have a shield - substitute the words shitty net that is too small.
I suppose our new Mod-woman is out drinking her Stella and walking her Guinness. Or perhaps its the other way round. I forget. No matter.
Guinness is the dog, but a mighty fine drink as well. I was sleeping on the job, literally. Midnight till 8am I usually sleep like a baby, but I try to be on the ball the other 16 hrs.
Not really shields. That'd be like calling an umbrella a force field. Use the umbrella, Luke.
That electronic bollocks only works on certain sharks. Even then it doesn't work all the time. Only sometimes.
When I was there I heard there were nets. With big holes in. Like my socks. The red ones.
I would have mentioned it Mark. But I think you'd have been less impressed with the truth.
When a government say they have a plan try substituing the word plan with idea. And when they say they have a shield - substitute the words shitty net that is too small.
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Hmmm, did something go on , like a fight, and I wasn't involved? What did I miss?
Granted, I wasn't here for all of it but... Silverback mistakenly took one of Ray's comments as offensive, got mad, a few people started throwing a few jokes around about spoons, which definitely didn't help. I think he got banned, kind of tuned out there. Real question is, what's going on with that OWC sucks thread?
Hmmm, did something go on , like a fight, and I wasn't involved? What did I miss?
Hey, you snooze, you lose. No, really it was a storm in a teacup with a lot of spoons being thrown about. In other words you missed nothing.
The actual 'shark' talk is much more interesting. And, it's true in Oz we have shark nets with big whopping holes in them. We just ignore them for the most part... the holes, that is, and hope for the best.
P.S. Silverback will be back, I think. He's just on a little breather... I think.
Real question is, what's going on with that OWC sucks thread?
Okay... this was my doing.. I wrote an attention grabbing headline, but the context was differently. I apparently forgot to take in the emotions of certain peeps when I wrote. I tried to delete it, but actually deleted my message, which is why Pia's response looks outta place.
So as it stands, I have neither wrote or read any of these OWC's as I've been in Florida with my kids for the last week.
If someone wants to point me in the direction of a good pisser, I'd be glad to read it.
So SORRY if anyone is offended, as I said the context had nothing to do with the OWC and from the previous replies, I'm guessing there was another shitstorm... true to form
Jeff... it was all stupid. You didn't miss anything unless you just don't have enough "stupid" in your life. I'm embarrassed for inciting the incident myself, which I did. Unintentionally.
Moooovin' right along...
My morning got complicated. Didn't get to read and review all I wanted to. Gonna try to get these last six bagged and tagged shortly. But it might be late afternoon to early evening before I drop my bombs.
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