Went through the batch of amateur hopefuls this week.
Here's the notes I sent to Carson...
Scion:Right off the bat the script hooks me with crisp pages.
I’m fearful of Overbearing Parents Syndrome (OPS) every three pages though.
Seems to be a staple of “repressed kid with amazing secret” story structure.
BUT the author gives us a twist that OPS dad is also “touched”.
That's in addition to the chip on his shoulder.
And I bet that feeds into the mother’s mysterious death somehow...
If the author is on their game. A detail to be mined later.
Alas... dad gets an early flashy exit. No final words with his son before his passes on.
Bad call. No dramatic tension added to the tale by this act.
Why bother with dad at all then?
Stopping at page 20. First ten were a lot better than the next ten.
Back in Black:Good concept.
But needs a personal push for the protag that’s missing from the storyline.
I want to know the personal stake as well as the main goal.
But still, good enough to warrant a look...
Thought about it for a minute...
Honestly, I think the concept would make a better script *IF*
The teacher thought he was equipped to handle the situation.
He’s a 21st century guy, slavery’s no match for this modern man. Right?
And... here’s the kicker...
He’s always thought playing “the black card” was a cop out!
Now’s *THAT’S* a PERSONAL FLAW you can hang the ENTIRE MOVIE on.
And yeah, I also think that “The Black Card” is a better title too.
Now the teacher needs to overcome flaw over slavery to save George Washington.
Hell yeah. To me, that plays way better as a broad comedy than the slavery hater.
I can see the prologue...
Set the scene in a bar...
Where the teacher berates his African Americans friends for playing the black card.
It's a crutch for when it suits them. I dig the personal duality.
Only, in the end to find genuine strength in racial pride will save the day in the past.
And it will help his modern day rocky girlfriend fall for our protag all over again.
Now, that’s a movie.
Pardon my idea-gasm.
Back to the pages...
Got up to page ten before I lost interest.
The writing’s decent after the opener.
But the terrorist angle and tacked on jokes really hinder the concept.
We’re already in jokey gov’t agency deal with mission briefings by page eight? Meh.
That’s great for an action flick. Not so much for comedies.
If the author loses all the yuck-yuck attempts AND...
Establishes the protag in modern context with a relatable personal flaw...
I think this concept could spark interest.
Reverse the Curse:The concept feels like half of an idea.
Much like “Back in Black”, this concept needs that PERSONAL FLAW.
A hook to sink the proverbial three pointer here.
What is it about this sportscaster that’s going to hook us into caring about him?
Has he lost his zeal for the sport? Has this translated into a lackluster personal life?
Does the curse threaten his job? What’s the personal motivator here?
Four pages in... the dialogue feels half baked at best.
There’s even FONT CHANGES within dialogue chains.
Hello author, edit much?
And there’s a dialogue call back that’s supposed to condemn the protag.
But it doesn’t make any sense. So, I’m already feeling lost on the page.
The father-in-law gets intro’d with a heaping helping of expositional dialogue...
“Is that my no good son-in-law?”
Ugh. Not getting a good vibe about this curse. I’m out.
The Plea:Okay. I’m going to get this out of the way.
I’m from Boston, born and raised.
And right from the get go, I can tell this author don’t know squat about Boston.
Every cliche in the Southie book on display in the opening pages.
The inaccuracy of this geographically specialized tale is pretty graphic and generic.
That’s just not going to fly.
This unease is compounded by some gramatically choppy prose. Chunky read.
And the square-on-the-kisser dialogue is the final nail in the coffin for me.
This script is not wicked pisser. I’m out on page four.
Learn the neighborhood you’re writing about, author.
Forsaken Realms:Okay, genre mash up. Found footage and fantasy.
I haven’t seen that before.
Potentially nifty. First impression...
The author doesn’t know how to demonstrate POV on the page.
That’s a real problem in a FOUND FOOTAGE tale.
Slugs and prose are confusing to me.
Is this Mazes and Monsters on Betamax?
The opening dialogue was hokey.
I assumed it was the tabletop game via fantasy sequence...
Only to cut to the kids actually sitting around a table.
Nope, the dialogue’s just that bad during the grisly demise of someone we don’t know.
The author doesn’t differentiate time periods on the page.
So... I don’t know who’s POV is going on or what time period we’re in.
Found footage scripts don’t need help being confusing on the page.
They can be a format conundrum even when done well.
But this one isn’t even close to a fluid read. Out at five pages.
Done. I finally bit the bullet and submitted a feature script for Amateur Friday.
And some shorts too.
So, I should do my part for other hopefuls here. Hope these notes help.
Anyone else look at these scripts?
Regards,
E.D.